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IN PLUM VALLEY 



A RURAL COMEDY DRAMA 
IN FOUR ACTS 



BY 

CHARLES ULRICH 

AUTHOR OF 

'The Altar of Riches," "A Daughter of the Desert" "The High 

School Freshman " " The Deserter, " " The Hebrew ," " The 

Honor of a Cowboy," "The Man from Nevada" 

"On The Little Big Horn" "The 

Town Marshal" "The Tramp 

and the Actress , ' ' Etc. 



CHICAGO 

T.. S. Denison & Company, Publishers 

163 Randolph Street 



IN PLUM VALLEY , ,< 

CHARACTERS. . -^ I 

Uncle Jared Wilkins. A Down-East Farmer 

Dr. Arthur Markham A Young Physician 

Hugh Elkins An Adventurer 

Bill Stouter Who Can't Stand High Altitudes 

Charlie Scott A Plum Valley Rustic 

Ted Simpkins A Village Constable 

Hazel Elkins Daughter of Uncle Jared 

Aunt Lucinda Wilkins Wife of Uncle Jared 

Sallie Brown A Romantic Farm Maid 

Grace Stollard A Woman with a Past 

Boys, Girls, Country People. 



Scene — New Hampshire. 



Time — The Present, August and September. 



Time of Playing — Tzvo Hours and Fifteen Minutes. 



Act I — Uncle Jared's Farm The Accusation 

Act II — Aunt Luanda's Sitting- Room The Arrest 

Act III— The Glen in Plum Valley The Attack 

Act IV — Same as Act I , The Justification 

Notice. — Production of thisplay is free to amateurs, but the sole 
professional rights are reserved by the author, who may be addressed 
in care of the Publishers. 



COPYRIGHT, 1910, BY T. S. DENISON & COMPANY. 

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IN PLUM VALLEY. 3 

SYNOPSIS FOR PROGRAM. 

Act I — Scott declares his love for Sallie. "I'm going to 
marry a Count." Elkins discloses his plans to Stouter. 
Jared and the calf. An awful cuss word. Hazel spurns 
Elkins. The supper. The accusation. The blow. "You're 
true blue, by gravy!" 

Act II — Lucinda and Sallie discuss matters. Jared tells 
,the news. Elkins plays his trump card. Scott overhears 
conversation. The advertisement incriminating Markham. 
Hazel confesses to her father. Markham tells his story. The 
arrest. 

Act III — Grace and Stouter exchange confidences. 
Stouter is affected by the high altitude. The picnic. The 
jollification. Markham's innocence established. Grace meets 
Elkins. A cowardly blow. The accusation. Jared's answer 
to Elkins. "Go plumb to Jericho !" 

Act IV — The letter. Grace acquitted. Jared's offer to 
Grace. Her story of Elkins' perfidy. Jared defies dyspepsia. 
Elkins steals Hazel's jewels. His capture. Stouter on the 
water wagon. Course of true love runs smoothly. 



THE STORY OF THE PLAY. 

Hazel Wilkins, daughter of Uncle Jared, a New Hamp- 
shire farmer, meets and loves Dr. Arthur Markham, a physi- 
cian. By means of a letter addressed to Hazel informing 
her that she is heir to $60,000 bequeathed to her by a de- 
ceased uncle in South America, which is stolen by Hugh 
Elkins, a gambler, before it reaches her hands, the latter 
plots to marry her. 

Hazel spurns his suit, and, to win the support of Uncle 
Jared, he prepares a fraudulent document purporting to be 
proof of fatal flaws in the title to Uncle Jared's farm. In 
order, also, to blacken Markham's character, Elkins causes 
to be published an advertisement offering a reward of $1,000 
for the arrest of Markham on a charge of forgery. Mark- 
ham explains that his cousin of the same name had been 



4 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

wrongfully accused of such a crime by a jealous rival and 
that he himself was innocent. Elkins, however, causes 
Markham to be arrested in revenge for being knocked down 
by the latter for insulting him. 

Markham's innocence is established and he is released on 
the following day. At a picnic Grace Stollard, who is in 
fact the deserted wife of Elkins, appears. Elkins, dumb- 
founded at sight of her, resolves to kill two birds with 
one stone, by attempting to slay Markham and accuse Grace 
of the crime. He presumably kills Markham with a black- 
jack and causes Grace to be arrested as Markham's assail- 
ant, charging that her motive was revenge because of Mark- 
ham's betrayal of her. 

By the aid of Bill Stouter, who is acquainted with Elkins' 
record as bad man in the West, Grace is acquitted and 
Elkins charged with the crime. Markham meanwhile has 
recovered and Elkins returns to the farm for the purpose 
of stealing Hazel's jewels before quitting the country. He 
is captured with his booty and the cloud resting upon the 
courtship of Markham and Hazel being removed, all ends 
happily. 



CHARACTERS AND COSTUMES. 

Jared — A typical country farmer, jovial and good hu- 
mored. He is about sixty years old, gray but youthful in 
manners. He should be played quietly to be effective. Ordi- 
nary country dress should be utilized. 

Markham — Young, handsome, lively and gay. He wears 
natty walking suit, Fedora hat and gloves and is stylish at- 
all times. 

Elkins — Suave man of thirty years, smooth shaven and 
well groomed, with a tendency to be over-dressed. He must 
appear cool and calculating at all times, quiet and deliberate. 
His costume should be of that character to suggest the gam- 
bler and man of the world. 

Scott — A country boy, lively and gay. He is about eight- 
een. He wears regulation farmer's boy costume. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 5 

Stouter — An elderly man, gray, addicted to drink. He 
is quiet and humorous. He wears seedy clothing, but should 
be shabby genteel, with tall hat, flowing tie, etc. 

Simpkins — A village town marshal, about sixty, gray 
hair and mustache. Gray suit, top boots, black flowing tie 
and blue shirt. 

Hazels — Handsome girl of twenty or thereabouts, emo- 
tional and gay by turns. She wears white shirt waist, blue 
skirt and sailor hat. Change for each act may be had if 
desired, though this is unnecessary. 

Lucinda — A woman of sixty, good-natured and matronly. 
She should be strongly characterized and may be portrayed 
after the spinster pattern. She wears ordinary house gowns. 

Sallie — A country girl of seventeen, lively and animated. 
She wears a calico dress of gaudy pattern throughout the 
play. Costume may be somewhat eccentric, though not pro- 
nouncedly so. 

Grace — A woman of thirty, sedate and emotional. She 
wears an ordinary summer costume with straw hat, gloves, 
etc. 



PROPERTY LIST. 

Act I — Three or four rustic chairs, table, bench, basin, 
bucket, dipper, towel rack with towel, canvas-top wagon 
(optional), dishes, coffee pot, pitchfork. Letter for Elkins. 
Letter for Markham. 

Act II — Table with three or four chairs, easy chair, 
screen, sideboard, towel rack, lamp, book and papers for 
table. Sealed document for Elkins. Newspaper for Elkins. 
Rugs on floor, cheap chromos on wall, washstand. 

Act III — Bench, leaves and shrubbery. Documents for 
Elkins. Blackjack for Elkins. Basket with edibles of vari- 
ous kinds for Sallie and Scott. 

Act IV— Same props as in Act I, minus the dishes. Jewel 
case for Elkins. Letter for Sallie. Revolver for Simpkins. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 





STAGE SETTINGS. 
Acts I and IV. 


Door J/ 

j- /'Veranda 

1 [j jBench 


Landscape Backing 

Trees \ 
Chair \ 

Trees \ 
Chair □ [_J Q Chair \ 
Table Trees \ 



If set house cannot be placed in position, lines in the play may 
be changed here and there to convey idea that house stands off 
stage R. 



Act II. 



-| Door h- 



□ 
Wash Stand 



A. 



Table 
3halrn(^) D Chair 



\Scre 



Act III. 




o 

Bush 


\J Trees \ 
Bush \ 




s~\ Trees \ 
Bush Trees \ 



STAGE DIRECTIONS. 

R. means right of stage ; C, center ; R. C, right center ; 
L., left ; R. D., right door ; L. D., left door, etc. ; 1 E., first 
entrance ; U. E., upper entrance, etc. ; D. F., door in flat, or 
scene running across the back of the stage ; 1 G., first groove, 
etc. The actor is supposed to be facing the audience. 



IN PLUM VALLEY 



Act I. 



Scene : Farm yard of Uncle Jared Wilkins, full stage. 
House with veranda reached by tzvo steps, runs obliquely 
across R. Practical door in front of house and C. of veranda, 
upon which are three or four rocking chairs of rustic pat- 
tern. Bench about five feet long stands at lower end of 
veranda, with a bucket of water and dipper. Towel rack 
with towel is fastened to house near bench. If set house 
cannot be placed in position, lines may be changed here and 
there to convey idea that house stands off stage R. Pump 
may be placed up C. if desired, to add realism to scene. 
Also end of wagon with canvas top may be placed at L. 2 E., 
although this is not absolutely essential. Square table stands 
L. C, zvith rough kitchen chair at either side of it. Land- 
scape backing, showing farm scene. Stage should be dressed 
so as to make scene typical, set trees being at both sides of 
stage. Dishes, coffee pot } etc., are on table. See Scene Plot 
for stage setting. 

At rise, discovered Sallie at table arranging dishes and 
Scott washing his hands in basin at bench. Stage is well 
illuminated, it being afternoon. 

Scott (as he washes, to Sallie). Gettin' supper ready, 
Sallie? 

Sallie. No. I'm getting ready to scalp you unless you 
get a move on and milk the cows. 

Scott (comes C). Geewhiz! I'm sick of milking cows. 
I just finished plowin' that field down by the creek and I'm 
dead tired. (Sits R. at table.) 
7 



8 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Sallie (laughing). The trouble with you, Charlie, is, 
that you ain't in love with work. 

Scott. Well, I don't hanker after work, Sallie. Besides, 
I can't love it and you, too, without making a muddle of one 
or the other. 

Sallie (laughingly). You love me! Why, you've got 
wheels in your head and they are all whizzing. 
. Scott. That may be, Sallie, but you start 'em goin' 
every time I see you. 

Sallie (working savagely). You'd better take them off 
your trolley, Charlie, if you know what's best for you. I'm 
not going to marry a New Hampshire farmer ; not me ! 

Scott (rises, surprised). You don't intend to marry a 
city chap, one of them store dandies, do you ? 

Sallie. Nope. I'm going to marry a Count. 

Scott (disgusted) . A no account, you mean. 

Sallie. That's better than a farmer, anyhow. 

Scott. There are many who won't agree with you, 
Sallie. 

Sallie. By the way, did you go to the minister's pound 
party at Berkeley last night? 

Scott. You "bet I did. 

Sallie. What did they give him? 

Scott. Mostly eggs. 

Sallie. Oh, they were all lay members at the party, eh ? 

Scott. I don't know about that, but everybody laid low 
until after supper, and then they flew the coop. 

Sallie (laughingly) . I got a new coat from Aunt Lu- 
cinda today. 

Scott. Is that so ? How do you like it ? 

Sallie. Oh, I'm just wrapped up in it! 

Lucinda (offstage at door of house R.). Sallie! 

Sallie. Aunt Lucinda ! What can she want now ? 

Lucinda (offstage R.). Sallie! 

Sallie. I'm coming, Aunt Lucinda. (Goes R. to ve- 
randa.) 

Scott (following her). You heard about Dr. Markham, 
didn't you? 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 9 

Sallie (pausing at veranda, surprised) . What about Dr. 
Markham ? 

Scott. He's going to spend a week on the farm and 
will be here tonight. 

Sallie. Oh, he's coming to visit Hazel. They're sweet 
on each other. 

Scott. Why shouldn't they be? Dr. Markham is a fine 
chap who is worthy the best gal in Plum Valley — even 
Hazel Wilkins. 

Sallie (after a pause). What will Hugh Elkins say to 
this when he hears of it? 

Scott (disgusted). Hang Elkins ! 

Sallie. He dotes on Hazel, but she hates him like 
poison. 

Scott. She ought to for Elkins's a skunk! 

Lucinda (offstage R.). Sallie! 

Sallie. I'm coming! (To Scott.) Don't forget to milk 
the cows, Charlie. (Exit into house R.) 

Scott (going to R. U. E.). I wonder if Elkins is really 
setting his cap for Hazel? If I thought so, I'd warn her 
against him, for if what I've heard Stouter said about him 
is true then he'd disgrace old Nick himself. If I don't milk 
those cows now, Sallie'll give me no rest. (Exit R. U. E.) 

Enter Elkins and Stouter L. U. E. Elkins comes down 
C, looking about as if wishing to avoid everybody. Stouter 
ambles dozen C. and sits L. at table. 

Elkins (as he looks off into house R.). No one about to 
interfere with us. (Turns to Stouter at table L. C. — to 
Stouter.) We may talk with freedom, Stouter. You will 
stand by me? 

Stouter. That depends, Elkins. 

Elkins. If I win this game I'm playing, you will share 
in the reward. Do you understand? 

Stouter. Perhaps. Is it that I am to be paid a certain 
sum of money provided I keep mum as to your past life? 

Elkins (slapping Stouter on shoulder, jovially). That 
is it, my friend! (Leans over and nhispers to him.) You 



10 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

never saw or heard of me until a month ago. Remember 
that! 

Stouter. What's your game ? 

Elkins. That's my secret! 

Stouter. I begin to smell a rat! (Rises.) The stake is 
a woman ! 

Elkins. You're barking up the wrong tree again, Stouter. 
.(Laughingly.) However, that makes little difference, pro- 
vided you forget that you met me in Wyoming three years 
ago. 

Stouter. Luckily for you I did, or the Vigilantes would 
have strung you up like a leg of mutton. You were a tough 
one then and I don't think you have improved morally since 
you killed — 

Elkins (placing his hand over Stouter' s mouth). Si- 
lence! Would you ruin me? If she were to hear you — 

Stouter (interrupting). So there's a she in the game, 
eh? Who's the woman? 

Elkins. Pshaw ! You're on the wrong trail — 

Stouter (interrupting) . Well, it's the trail of a polecat, 
and the smell betrays it. You need watching, Elkins. 

Elkins (angrily). Don't talk to me like that, Stouter. If 
you do, I'll stick a knife into your ribs some day when you're 
least expecting it ! 

Stouter (laughingly) . Just as you did that cowboy at 
Laramie after you had robbed him, eh? 

Elkins (making a significant motion as if to draw a knife, 
then thinking better of it, laughs and extends his hand). 
It is useless to seek to intimidate you, Stouter. Let us be 
friends, for I clearly am in your power. Help me out in the 
game I'm playing and I will pay you $1,000. 

Stouter (surprised). One thousand dollars! What's the 
scheme ? 

Elkins (in zvhisper after looking about cautiously) . I'm 
going to marry Hazel Wilkins. 

Stouter. Oh, ho! That's it, is it? Well, you've got an- 
other guess coming as far as that girl is concerned. 

Elkins. What's that? 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 11 

Stouter. There are two propositions you appear to have 
lost sight of. First, you're not worthy to tie her shoe laces. 
Second, she loves another. 

Elkins. You are candid, Stouter. As for being unworthy, 
that cuts little ice with me. Who is my rival? 

Stouter. Dr. Arthur Markham. 

Elkins (starts). She never shall be his wife! 

Stouter. If your wish could prevent it, I don't doubt 
your prophesy would be realized. But in this instance Hazel 
Wilkins is likely to cast the deciding vote. 

Elkins. No, her father, Uncle Jared, will decide the 
point, and as I have a powerful weapon by which to force 
him to aid my cause, he will choose me as his son-in-law 
unless you betray me. 

Stouter. How about that other woman? 

Elkins (starts). What woman? 

Stouter. Grace Stollard. 

Elkins. She is dead. 

Stouter. Where and when? 

Elkins. In Montana, three years ago. 

Stouter (looking Elkins squarely in the face). You lie! 

Elkins (starts). Be careful, Stouter. My patience is not 
inexhaustible. What do you mean? 

Stouter. Simply that I saw her at Berkeley last night. 

Elkins (nervously). Impossible! I tell you she is dead! 

Stouter. Then it was her spirit! I wish I had a good 
horn of spirits now. (Walks up C.) This high altitude 
plays hob with my nerves. 

Elkins (glaring after him savagely — aside). He knows 
too much ! How shall I rid myself of him ? ( Turns to house 
R.) 

Stouter (at R. U. E.). See you later, Elkins. 

Elkins (going to Stouter at R. U. E.). Be silent for 
three days and if my plans succeed you shall have more 
money than you ever, had before. Should they fail — then I 
promise, you I shall leave this place forever. 

Stouter. Well, I shall give you a chance to win her, but 
if you do any dirty work, just watch out for me. See? (He 
looks at Elkins significantly and exits R. U. E.) 



12 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Enter Scott from house R. He sees Elkins up R. and 
stands on veranda watching him. 

Scott (aside). There's that snake, Elkins! I'll keep my 
eye on him and if he gives me half a chance, I'll spile his 
face! 

Elkins (looking off R. U. E.). We shall see, my friend! 
(Turns down C. — aside.) It is, after all, a simple affair. 
(Takes a letter from his pocket and opens it.) This letter 
from the lawyers at Montevideo prove her claim to the 
$60,000 estate of her uncle, William Wilkins, -who died 
three months ago. 

Scott (on veranda — aside). What the old Harry is he 
talking to himself about? I'd like to read that letter. 

Elkins (at C, aside). Her claim must be filed before 
January 1 next or the property will escheat to the State. 
I'll see that it is properly filed, and in time, too. (Puts letter 
back into pocket. Hubbub of women's voices heard off L. 
U. E. Goes up L. and looks off — aside). There comes 
Hazel. Shall I speak to her now? Yes, it is better so. If 
Markham is the stumbling block in my path to her heart, 
then the sooner I know the truth, the quicker will this ob- 
stacle be removed. (Comes down C.) 

Scott (aside). I must get that letter somehow. (Exit 
into house.) 

Enter Hazel in white summer costume, straw hat and 
carrying a parasol L. U. E. She stands at entrance and 
waves her hand as she looks off. Women's voices again heard 
off L. U. E. 

Woman (offstage). You won't disappoint us, Hazel? 

Hazel. No. I promise to join you at the picnic to- 
morrow. 

Woman (offstage). All right! (Clamor of voices grows 
fainter and finally dies azvay.) 

Hazel (waving her hand off L. U. E.) Good-bye! (She 
comes down C. and on seeing Elkins starts with gesture of 
repugnance. To Elkins.) You here, Mr. Elkins! 

Elkins (at R. C). I trust my presence does not annoy 
you, Miss Wilkins? 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 13 

Hazel (laughs). I leave that to your judgment, sir. 

Elkins. I have called to see you upon an important mat- 
ter — (pausing). 

Hazel. An important matter? Surely it does not con- 
cern me ? 

Elkins. You above all others, Miss Wilkins. 

Hazel (surprised). Indeed! 

Elkins (going to her at L. C). Before I do so, permit 
me to renew the conversation we had after the church serv- 
ice last Sunday — 

Hazel (interrupting) . No! I told you then, and I repeat 
it now, I never can be your wife? 

Elkins. Is it because you have not yet learned to love 
me? 

Hazel. I do not love you — ! 

Elkins (interrupting) . That is because you do not know 
my heart. 

Hazel (turning up C. indignantly). Enough! I refuse to 
discuss this conversation further ! Let this be final ! 

Elkins (passionately) . But I love you, and as long as my 
heart is stirred by the promptings of my passion, it will be 
impossible for me to cease my efforts to win your love ! 
(Takes her hand suddenly). Listen to me, Hazel! My love 
is pure. Do not disdain to accept it ! I am an honorable man 
— be my wife ! 

Hazel (interrupting as she wrests her hand from his 
clutch). Stop! I shall not listen to you! If you persist, I 
shall call for help! 

Elkins (after a pause, angrily). Perhaps, if I were Dr. 
Markham, you would be more complaisant. 

Hazel (starts). Dr. Markham! 

Elkins. Let me warn you not to pin your faith to that 
man, if you would not rue it to your dying day. 

Hazel (startled). What do you mean? 

Elkins (sighs). Some day, perhaps, you shall know the 
truth. 

Hazel (mystified). The truth! Explain! 

Elkins. Wherefore? You would not believe me. 



14 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Hazel (greatly perturbed). Believe what? 

Elkins. This man who dares to aspire to your hand is — 

Clatter of falling dishes offstage in house R. Loud alter- 
cation between Lucinda and Sallie follows. Elkins and 
Hazel turn towards house and enter Lucinda. She stands 
on veranda and speaks to someone offstage angrily. 

Lucinda (shaking her fists). There, you have done it, 
you stupid girl ! You've dropped the vegetables and now 
what will Uncle Jared do for his supper? 

Sallie (offstage R.). A little fast won't hurt him, Aunt 
Lucinda. 

Enter Sallie from house. She carries the fragments of 
some dishes and her dress is soiled. 

Lucinda (trying to strike Sallie). Law sakes! What 
impudence ! 

Sallie (dodging blow and running off veranda). 'Tain't 
fair to swing your right at me when my hands are full, 
auntie. 

Hazel (laughingly, to Sallie). What in the world has 
happened, Sallie? 

Sallie (going to table L. C). Why, them French heels 
tripped me up and I took a header. (She puts fragments of 
dishes onto the table. Elkins laughs and walks up C. Lu- 
cinda comes to table. Hazel stands to R. of table.) 

Hazel. Why are you so stupid, Sallie ? 

Sallie (indignantly) . It ain't stupid when your French 
heels and court train throw you down. It's misfortunate. 

Lucinda (working at table). Mercy sakes! Don't talk 
foolish ! The damage's done, so we'll have to make the 
best of it. Uncle Jared will be here in a minute, so get busy 
with them chairs. 

Sallie (going to veranda). Sure, Mike. (Sees Elkins 
up C.) Hello ! There's Hugh Elkins ! Now I know who hoo- 
dooed me ! ( Grabs chair viciously and fetches it to table, 
repeating the operation until three chairs have been brought.) 

Lucinda (to Elkins). Good evening, Mr. Elkins. Won't 
you stop and have a bite with us ? 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 15 

Sallie (aside). I'd like to bite him, only I'm afraid he 
might pizen me. 

Elkins (coming down to L. C). Thank you, Aunt Lu- 
cinda, but I cannot accept your kind offer. I have an impor- 
tant engagement at the hotel. 

Sallie (at L. of table, to Elkins). Goin' to play poker 
with Sam Collins, the postmaster, I reckon ? 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! What a girl ! 

Elkins (laughingly). Don't mind her. She means no 
harm. 

Sallie. Nope, I don't mean nobody no harm, but I wish 
some persons I know would duck out of the country. 

.Elkins (aside, as he looks angrily at Sallie). I'd like 
to wring her neck. 

Hazel (going to veranda). Did you lock up my jewel 
case, mother? 

Elkins (aside). Jewel case ! 

Lucinda (at table). Mercy sakes! I found it on your 
dresser, where any tramp could have found it, Hazel. You 
ought to be more careful with $500 worth of diamonds, or 
you'll lose them some day. 

Elkins (aside). Five hundred dollars worth of diamonds ! 

Hazel (laughingly at door of house R.). I shall be more 
careful of them in future, I promise you. (Exit into house 
R.) 

Elkins (looking at watch). It is growing late and I 
must hurry. (To others.) Good afternoon. 

Sallie (bowing to Elkins). There ain't no ropes tied 
to you, Elkins. Skiddoo ! 

Lucinda (shocked). Law sakes! I'm ashamed of you, 
Sallie. (To Elkins.) Sorry to see you go, Mr. Elkins. 

Elkins. I may have occasion to return after supper, 
Aunt Lucinda. (Goes to L. U. E.) 

Sallie (aside). May the devil catch him! - 

Elkins (at L. U. E., aside). Diamonds worth $500! This 
is news indeed! (Exit L. U. E.) 

Lucinda (as she-works with dishes at table). I wonder 
what Jared finds to admire in that man. He makes me feel 



16 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

creepy, but I have to be polite, you know, even though it goes 
ag'in the grain, sometimes. 

Sallie. I wish I was a detective — a regular Sherlock 
Holmes. 

Lucinda. Law sakes! What for? 

Sallie. So I could put Elkins so deep in jail nobody 
never would find him again. 

Lucinda. Why do you hate him so? 

Sallie. Just because he rasps my jaspers. 

Jared (offstage R. U. E.). Put up that hoss, Bill, and 
arter you have rubbed him down, give him them oats. 

Lucinda. There's Jared at last! 

Enter Jared in regulation country costume, carrying a 
pitchfork on his shoulder R. U. E. He comes slowly down 
C. and after putting pitchfork up against veranda rail, rolls 
up his sleeves and goes to bench down R. 

Jared (to others). Here I be. Lucinda. Howdy, Sallie? 
(Washes liands at bench.) 

Sallie (at table). Oh, just middlin'. 

Lucinda. What kept you so late, Jared? 

Jared (laughingly as he zvashes). Geewhillikins ! I had a 
all-fired tussle with the red calf down in the stubblefield. 
The blamed critter wouldn't let me pass. He wanted to butt 
me. 

Sallie. Must a thought you was somebody's goat. 

Jared (laughingly) . I don't know about that Sallie, but 
I plumb hed to knock him down and set upon him till Bill 
could come and save his gol durned hide from a beating. 

Sallie. Whose hide? Bill's? 

Jared (indignantly). Gol ding it! Don't you understand 
English ? By chowder ! But I got most powerful angry at 
that cussed critter ! 

Sallie (laughingly) . I'd like to see you angry sometime, 
Uncle Jared. What do you do when you get real riled ? 

Jared (coining C). Do? Why, I make the fur fly so's 
you kaint see nothin' ! My, but that calf actooly made me 
use a powerful cuss word ! 

Lucinda (shocked). You cussed, Jared! 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 17 

Sallie (laughingly). What was it, Uncle Jared? 

Jared (mysteriously). You won't tell Deacon Jones if I 
tell it, will you, now? 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! Don't you dare to shock me, Jared ! 

Sallie. I'm dying to be shocked. 

Jared (chuckling). Waal, when I was a-settin' on that 
calf, waitin' for Bill to come up, durned if the pesky crit- 
ter didn't toss up his legs and turn me over like a barrel. 
But I caught him by the windpipe and said — (looks about 
nervously) said, "Not by a dam sight, you onery bunch of 
uncooked veal !" 

Lucinda (shocked). Law sakes! How could you swear 
like that? 

Sallie (piously). Sure, Uncle Jared. Why did you say 
dam sight when mill site is as easy? 

Jared. By gravy ! I never thought of mill site. Mine's 
mostly hind sight and dinged poor at that when I'm tradin' 
hosses or cattle with Squire Watson, durn his hide ! 

Enter Hazel from house R. She comes C. 

Jared (to Hazel). How's my own little gal? (Kisses 
her.) Been down to Berkeley buyin' new hats and things" 
eh? 

Hazel. No, father. There was a meeting of the Woman's 
Corps and we arranged for a picnic in the glen tomorrow. 
You must all go. 

Sallie. Count me in, Hazel. 

Jared. Me, too, by ginger ! Nothin' makes me feel so 
young and skittish like as a good old-fashioned picnic. Be 
gosh ! Be you goin' to dance ? 

Hazel. Of course. The Berkeley band will be there and 
we'll have the time of our lives ! (Goes to table.) 

Jared (dancing about). When it comes to dancing, be 
gosh ! I'll knock the tarnation spots off the best toe skipper 
in Plum Valley. (Dancing about lightly). Oh, I'm a regu- 
lar toe dancer from gay Paree ! 

Lucinda (at table). Supper! (To Hazel.) Law sakes! 
Uncle Jared is alius putting me to trouble. We're eating out 



18 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

under the trees just because it's cooler than in the kitchen. 
A sorter picnic we're making of it, you know. 

Jared (going to table L. C). By ginger! That sounds 
better to me than Gabriel's horn at the gates of New Jeru- 
salem ! I haint hed nothin' to eat since noon and mv innards 
has an ijee my weazen hes been cut. 

Enter Markham L. U. E. He stands upstage and watches. 

Lucinda. You set right down there, Jared. (Points to 
chair R. of table.) You, Hazel, set down next to your dad 
and Sallie will squat next to you. Where's Charlie ? 

Sallie (sitting L. at table). Milking the cows. 

Jared (sitting R. at table). We kaint afford to wait on 
Charlie onless we want to starve, and that would give Plum 
Valley a black eye as a model health resort. (Discovers 
Markham.) By ginger! There be Dr. Markham! (To 
Markham.) Come down hyar, Doctor. You ain't af eared, 
be you? 

Hazel (rising and meeting Markham). Good afternoon, 
Doctor. 

Markham (coming down C). Good afternoon, Hazel. 

Jared. Set right down and have some supper. Fall in, 
everybody. 

Markham (sitting L. at table opposite to Hazel). Thank 
you. 

Jared (to Markham). I s'pose you've got things fixed 
so's you can stay awhile, Doctor? 

Markham. Yes, I shall be delighted to avail myself of 
your invitation to spend a few days in Plum Valley. What 
a charming place, to be sure. 

Hazel (rapturously). Perfectly lovely, Doctor. I do so 
love the country with its beauties and wholesomeness ! 

Jared. By gravy! Beauties of nature is all right fur 
them that loves that sort of thing, but, do you know, I some- 
times have a hankering after the beauties one meets in New 
York. 

Lucinda (shocked). Law sakes! How dare you talk like 
that! 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 19 

Jared. Oh, I don't mean them two-legged beauties you 
meet at the theaters, but the beauties of architecture — them 
skyscrapers and tall buildings. Them's the beauties I mean. 

Lucinda (mollified). That's different. They don't harm 
nobody. 

Jared. I should say not, by sassafras ! Waal, Doctor, how 
be your practice getting on? 

Markham. Splendidly ! I got a new patient today. 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! Who's sick now ? 

Markham. Mrs. Birch of Pendleton. 

Jared. Geewhillikins ! I know her husband. He and I 
wus partners in a land deal down to Botany P'int. (Sighs.) 
Waal, he's got the land now, gol ding him ! 

Sallie (putting salt into Jared' s cup). And what have 
you got, Uncle Jared? 

Jared (sipping his coffee and spitting it out). 'Pears to 
me I've got a bad taste in my mouth, by gravy ! (All laugh.) 

Markham (laughingly). I heard Birch was skilled in 
high finance. He must be to own all the property he does in 
New Hampshire. 

Hazel. Surely he is. It is a rapid age and men engaged 
in the battle of finance must be cold and unscrupulous. Poor 
papa has discovered that to his cost. 

Jared. That's what I have, by gravy ! Men like Birch 
ought to be lynched ! 

Lucinda. You ought to be ashamed of yourself Jared ! 
Lynching don't prevent crime. 

Jared. You bet it do. I never heard tell on any man com- 
mitting a crime arter he was good and well lynched. (All 
laugh.) 

Markham (laughingly). A very practical view of the 
matter, Uncle Jared. 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! If the deacon heard Jared talking 
like this, there would be a vacancy in our pew next Sunday. 

Jared. That don't skeer me, Lucinda. If my brother 
Billy, him that went to South America and sent Hazel them 
jewels a year ago, were here, you'd hear different talk. 

Markham. By the' way, have you heard from your 
brother lately? 



20 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Jared. Not since he sent them diamonds to Hazel for a 
present. I haint seen him for forty years. How d'ye come 
to come to think of him? 

Markham. I received an anonymous letter this morning 
which explains itself. {Takes letter from pocket and gives 
it to Hazel.) Read it, Miss Wilkins. 

Hazel (looking at letter). From a woman, doubtless. 
(Reads.) "Dr. Markham — Dear Sir: You are a friend of 
Uncle Jared Wilkins and his daughter; Hazel, living in Plum 
Valley. Warn them that a serpent is lying in their path." 

Jared. She must have been thinking of snakes. (All 
laugh. ) 

Hazel (continues reading). "I have reason to know that 
a brother of Jared Wilkins died in South America some 
months ago and that this has been made the basis of a dia- 
bolical plot by an unscrupulous man. Tell them to be on 
their guard. More than this I cannot say at this time." 
(Folds letter.) The letter is unsigned. 

Jared. Poor Billy dead ! 

Lucinda (sighingly). Law sakes ! That is sorry news, if 
it's true. 

Jared. Although I haint seen him in forty years, I re- 
member him as if he said good-bye to me yesterday. He was 
a brave chap, and when it come to hayin' in harvest time, 
my ! how he did make things hum ! So Billy's dead ! Poor 
Billy ! 

Lucinda. I remember the year of the big snow some 
twenty year ago, when you sent him $200. 

Jared. By Hek ! He needed the money, poor little runt ! 

Lucinda. But it was a cold winter and when you sent 
him all that money, Jared, it made things powerful tight for 
all of us. 

Jared. So it did, Lucinda. But it's past now, and it made 
me durned happy to help him out, even if it did pinch us a 
little. (Rises.) I've got his picture in the sitting room. 
Guess I'll take a peek at it, just to revive old memories. 
Poor Billy ! Dead and gone ! (Goes to house R.) 

Lucinda. Don't be gone long, Jared. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 21 

Jared. Ill be back in a minute, Lucinda. (Exit into 
house R.) 

Hazel. This is a mysterious warning. Fow should the 
writer of this letter be in possession of this information? 
What does it all mean? 

Markham. We must await developments. 

Lucinda. Well, that's all we can do, Doctor. (Picking 
up dishes.) Come along, now, Sallie, with them dishes. If 
you drop any more of them, we'll have to go to the poor 
house. (Goes to door of house R.) 

Sallie (taking up dishes). If them French heels don't 
trip me up again, I'll get through to the pantry all right. 
(Goes to door of house R.) 

Lucinda. Be careful, Sallie. (Exit into house R.) 

Sallie (going up veranda). You lead, I follow, Aunt 
Lucinda. 

Hazel. Be careful of that court train, Sallie. Don't let 
it throw you off the track again. 

Sallie. All right, Hazel. If it does, I'll borrow one of 
Aunt Lucinda's switches and sidetrack it. (Exit laughingly 
into house R.) 

Markham (rising and going to L. C.). Doubtless you 
suspect to whom this letter refers, Miss Wilkins? 

Hazel (at R. C.). You mean — ? 

Markham. Hugh Elkins. 

Enter Elkins L. U. E. He stands upstage and listens. 

Hazel (thoughtfully) . I believe you are right, Doctor. 
He has been annoying me of late. 

Markham (anxiously). Annoying you? How? 

Hazel. He persists in forcing odious attentions upon 
me — 

Markham. Attentions ? 

Hazel. An hour ago, here, he asked me to be his wife. 

Markham (eagerly). And your reply ? 

Hazel. Was that I could never love him. 

Markham. Your words lift an immense weight from my 
heart, for since that day we met a year ago — (pauses). 

Hazel (emotion). Yes — ? 



22 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Markham {after a pause), I felt that I was not alto- 
gether indifferent to you. 

Hazel. You are right. 

Markham {taking her hand). May I hope that in time 
I may inspire a warmer sentiment in your heart — say, love? 

Hazel {tremulously).. Love! 

Markham. Aye, love ! Believe me, I love you with all 
my heart ! 

Hazel. You love me ! 

Markham {embracing her). Aye, devotedly. From the 
day we met my love has been growing steadily, increasing 
in intensity, so that now it is a flame that is consuming me, 
and I shall find peace of soul only when you tell me that my 
love is returned. 

Hazel {embracing him). Arthur! 

Markham {kissing her). My darling! 

Elkins {coming down C — to others). Pardon me. 

Markliam {turning to Elkins). You here! 

Hazel {turning to L. C). Ah! 

Elkins {sarcastically) . I appear to be de trop. I trust I 
have not disturbed you ? 

Hazel {crossing to veranda). Excuse me if I retire. 

Elkins {at C). Pardon me, Miss Wilkins. What I have 
to say concerns you almost as much as it does Dr. Markham. 

Markham. What have you to say, sir? 

Elkins {curtly). Excuse me, Dr. Markham. What I 
have to say I prefer to divulge to Miss Wilkins alone. 

Hazel. Dr. Markham is my friend. You may speak to 
me in his presence. 

Elkins {laughingly). Well, I regret that circumstances 
forced me to interrupt you at the moment when, I fancy, Dr. 
Markham was about to propose for your hand, Miss Wilkins. 

Hazel {indignantly). How dare you ! 

Markham. Leave us, Hazel. Let me deal with this man. 

Elkins. Miss Wilkins will find it to her advantage to 
hear what I have to say. 

Markham {facing Elkins C). And you may find it to 
your advantage to cease annoying her. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 23 

Elkins. Do you threaten me? 

Markham. Interpret my words as you choose. 

Elkins (angrily). Enough of this, Dr. Markham! (To 
Hazel.) I find it necessary, Miss Wilkins, to warn you that 
the character of this man who seeks your hand in marriage 
is not above reproach. 

Markham (threateningly). Scoundrel! 

Elkins. This man is a forger ! 

Hazel (starts). Forger! 

Markham (starts as if to strike Elkins, but suddenly 
stands C. in dejected attitude). Ah! 

.Elkins (laughingly). See. He is silent! He betrays his 
guilt, even if this does not. (Takes paper from pocket, opens 
it and gives it to Hazel, pointing to a paragraph.) Read 
that! 

Hazel (taking newspaper and reading). "$1,000 Reward. 
A reward of $1,000 will be paid for any information that 
will lead to the arrest and conviction of Arthur Markham, 
wanted here for forgery. Address, Chief of Detectives, New 
York City." 

Markham (sadly, at C). My God! 

Hazel (despairingly, to Markham). Can this be true, 
Arthur? Speak! 

Markham (sadly). My lips are sealed. I cannot answer 
you! 

Elkins (triumphantly). He means, he dare not! 

Markham (to Hazel). I cannot explain this now. Grant 
me a few days and you shall know the truth. 

Hazel (tearfully). He cannot explain ! 

Elkins (to Hazel). It was to save you from falling into 
the clutches of this unconvicted felon — 

Markham (striking Elkins). Wretch! 

Enter Jared as Elkins falls, from house R., follozved by 
Lucinda and Sallie. Jared comes down steps of veranda 
with look of surprise on his face, while Lucinda and Sallie 



24 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

stand on veranda and watch. Hazel stands R. C, while 
Markham stands C. over TLlkins. 

Jared (to Markham, astonished) . Fighting, at my door? 
What does this mean, Dr. Markham ? 

Markham. Let this man speak. (Points to Elkins.) 

Elkins (rising and adjusting his clothing). He struck me 
and — and he shall pay my price ! 

Jared. Why did he strike you? 

Hazel (to Jared). I shall tell you, father. 

Markham (despairingly). Hazel — ! 

Hazel (pointing to Elkins). This man insulted me and 
Dr. Markham punished him ! 

Jared (taking Markham's hand). You're true blue, by 
gravy ! (Jared and Markham stand hands clasped C, Ha- 
zel stands R. C, Elkins, angry, stands L. C, while Lu- 
cinda and Sallie stand watching others, on veranda, 
until — ) 

CURTAIN. 



Act II. 



Scene : Aunt Lucinda's sitting room in 3, boxed. Interior 
comfortably and plainly furnished. Cheap chromos on walls 
here and there. Practical doors C. in F., L. U. E., and R. 
U. E. Open fireplace, with mantle, R. 2 E. (This is not 
necessary and may be dispensed with if same cannot be ob- 
tained.) Table, with two chairs R. C. Lamp on table. Old- 
fashioned sideboard to R. of C. D. Open window to R. of 
sideboard. Old style washstand L. C, against Hat, with towel 
rack fastened to wall near it. Several chairs are placed L. C. 
and against wall L. Screen at L. 2 E. Scene is well lighted, 
it being night. Lamp on table is lighted and at rise discov- 
ered Lucinda sitting L. of table darning socks, while Sal- 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 25 

lie sits R. at tabic reading a book. See Scene Plot for stage 
setting. 

Sallie (laying book upon table). Dear me! I just can't 
read and think of Dr. Markham knocking down Hugh El- 
kins for insulting Hazel. I wish I had seen him punch him 
good. 

Lucinda. If Hazel told the truth, Mr. Elkins got just 
what he deserved. 

Sallie (surprised). Of course, Hazel told the truth! 
Hazel ain't no fibber. 

Lucinda. No, she's been reared too well for that. But 
there's something behind this, I'm sure. Why should Dr. 
Markham strike Elkins? 

Sallie (laughingly) . Guess Dr. Markham is jealous. 

Lucinda (surprised). Jealous! Law sakes! That don't 
explain it. Dr. Markham is a peaceable man. 

Sallie. So is old Tabby a peaceable cat until you pinch 
her tail, and then she shows her claws, and uses them, too. 

Lucinda. I guess you ought to know, for you've pinched 
it so often there's most nothing left of it except the stump. 

Sallie (laughingly). Poor, dear old Tabby! What gay 
times we've had together ! 

Lucinda. I wonder what's keeping Uncle Jared? Here 
it's nearly nine o'clock and he ain't got back from Berkeley 
yet. 

Sallie (rising). I hope he'll see Sam Collins and have 
our letter box fixed. The cover's busted and anybody can 
steal our mail. I'm sure I saw him put a letter into the box 
three weeks ago, but when I went after it, it wasn't there. 

Lucinda. Nonsense ! Who would go to the trouble to 
steal our letters? 

Sallie. I don't know, but I have my suspicions. I saw 
Hugh Elkins in the road just about that time. 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! You don't mean to say he stole 
the letter? 

Sallie (going to window R. C. in F. and looking off L.). 
I can't say he did, but believe me, he'd steal this farm if it 
wasn't nailed to the ground. He's a regular N. G. Here 
comes Charlie. (Speaking off.) Hello. Charlie! 



26 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Scott (offstage C. D.). Hello, Sallie! 
Sallie. Seen any signs of Uncle Jared? 
Scott. He's coming up the road. 

Enter Scott C. D. 

Lucinda. Thank goodness, he's safe! Did you see Dr. 
Markham. 

Scott. Sure. He and Hazel are sitting on the veranda. 

Sallie (mischievously). Was that all they were doing, 
Charlie ? 

Scott. Can't say, 'cause I didn't dare to look. But take 
it from me, there's goin' to be a weddin' in Plum Valley 
soon. 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! Who's going to be married now? 

Sallie. Old man Stouter, I reckon. 

Scott (laughingly). Gee whiz! Who'd marry that old 
soak? 

Lucinda. You had ought to be ashamed of yourself to 
speak of a poor unfortunate man like that. It's sinful ! 

Scott. Sure. It would be sinful for any female woman to 
marry him. I saw him down the road awhile ago. 

Jared (offstage at C. D. in F.). Whoa! 

Lucinda (rising). There's Jared at last! 

Jared (offstage). Put up that horse, Bill, and then go to 
bed. 

Bill (offstage L.). All right, Uncle Jared. Good night. 

Jared (offstage). Good night, Bill. 

Lucinda (going to C. D. in F. and opening it). Come in, 
Jared. 

Enter Jared C. D. in F. He goes down C. to table, Lu- 
cinda closing the door and following him. Scott and Sal- 
lie confer near window R. C. in F. 

Jared (to Lucinda). Got back safe, you see, Lucinda. 
I'm glad to git back hum again. 

Lucinda. What's the news down to Berkeley ? 

Jared (as he sits R. at table). Nothing much. Mrs. 
Smith's baby has got the measles. 

Sallie. I knew that kid would get something some day. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 27 

Lucinda. Anything more, Jared? 

Jared. Sam Halliday's store came near gettin' mobbed 
tonight. 

Lucinda. Law sakes! What for? 

Jared. Mixed sugar with sand and then raised prices. 

Scott. He ought to be lynched. 

Lucinda {horrified). That settles it, Jared. We don't 
trade with him any more. 

Jared. Guess you're right, by gravy ! When I want sand 
I'll get it in the pure state. Geewhiz ! I heerd a new yarn 
down to the store and it's a hummer! {Laughs.) 

Sallie. Let's hear it, Uncle Jared. 

Jared. Ted Simpkins went down to Pendleton t'other 
day and he stopped at a cornfield and he sees a boy leanin' 
on the fence. Ted says to the boy, "Your corn looks kinder 
yallow." Says the boy, "Yass." Says Ted, "Don't look like 
you'll have half a crop." Says the boy, "Nope ; the landlord 
gets the other half." Then came the hummer! 

Scott. Let her hum. 

Jared. Then says Ted to the boy, "There ben't much 
difference between you and a fool, boy." Then the lad he 
says, "Nope, only the fence." {Laughs.) By gravy! That 
was good ! He, he, he ! 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! What did the fence have to do 
with it? 

Jared {pained). Waal, I'll be dinged! If it hadn't been 
for the fence, there would have been no joke. You see, the 
joke hung on that fence, and only for it, it would have fell 
down. 

Sallie. Or died of old age.- 

Lucinda; Next thing you know, Jared, you'll die of 
laughing at your own epitaph. 

Jared. I guess not, Lucinda, for it haint writ yet. {To 
Sallie and Scott). You children git to bed if you're going 
to the picnic tomorrow. 

Sallie. I wouldn't miss the picnic for the world! Good 
night. {Goes to L. U. E.) 



28 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Jared. Good night, Sallie. Happy dreams. (Exit Sal- 
lie, L. U. E. To Scott.) Did you nail that board down on 
the pig sty, Charlie? 

Scott. Yes. Good night. (Goes to R. U. E.) 

Jared. Good night. (Exit Scott R. U. E.) 

Lucinda (at C). When be you going to bed, Jared? 

Jared. In a little while. I've got a little figurin' to do 
before I go to roost. 

Lucinda (going to L. U. E.). Don't sit up too long. By 
the way, I want to have a long talk with you tomorrow. 

Jared. What about? 

Lucinda. Hazel. 

Jared (thoughtfully). Hazel? 

Lucinda. I've noticed that she and Dr. Markham have 
been quite thick together lately, haint you? 

Jared, Come to think about it, I have. D'ye think they 
love each other? 

Lucinda. If I ain't blind, that's the situation. But, then, 
there's Hugh Elkins. 

Jared (starts). What about Elkins? 

Lucinda. If I know anything about men, he's set his 
cap for Hazel, too. 

Jared. You don't say. Who'd athought it? Well, we'll 
talk it over at the picnic. 

Lucinda. All right, Jared. Don't stay up too long. 
Good night. 

Jared. Good night, Lucinda. (Exit Lucinda L. U. E. 
Takes pipe from pocket and lights it slowly.) Gosh all pump- 
kins ! She's just found out Elkins wants to marry Hazel. 
What'll she say when she learns the truth? She don't like 
Elkins any more than I do, and yet, if what he told me 
tonight is true, he holds us under his thumb. 

Elkins (offstage at C. D. knocks at door). 

Jared. Mebbe that's him. Come in ! 

Enter Elkins C. D. He comes down C. to table. 



here 



Jared (sees Elkins. Starts. To Elkins). So you've got 

TP ? 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 29 

Elkins (sitting L. at table). Yes, the time has come for a 
talk that means much to both of us. 

Jared. I reckon it do, Elkins. 

Elkins. What I told you at Berkeley was merely pre- 
liminary to what I have to say to you now. 

Jared. Let's come to the point, Elkins. What's your 
game? 

Elkins (after a pause). I love your daughter and am go- 
ing to marry her. 

Jared. You don't mean it ? 

Elkins (laughingly) . Yes, I do, and with your help she 
shall be my wife. 

Jared. And if I refuse to help you? 

Elkins (in whisper). You will lose this farm and spend 
your declining years in the poor house. 

Jared (starts). That's better than going to jail, where you 
will wind up, Elkins. And it's a pesky sight more respectable. 

Elkins. Your philosophy is weak, Jared. You are a 
man and may be able to stand adversity, but how about your 
wife? 

Jared (starts). My wife! Great Jehovah! It would kill 
her! 

Enter Scott C. D. He sees others, then creeps down L. 
cautiously and hides behind screen } where he listens to oth- 
ers, remaining unobserved. 

Elkins. Of course, it would kill her. For her sake, 
therefore, you will agree to my demands. I ask but little. 
Urge your daughter to marry me, and I swear to remain 
silent about the title to this farm. 

Jared. You say you have proof that the title is defective ? 

Elkins. Irrefutable proof. There are vital errors in the 
description of the boundaries which, were they known to 
Squire Watson, would enable him to prove his claim to al- 
most the whole of your farm. 

Jared (after a pause). How did you find this out? 

Elkins. That does not affect the issue. The question is, 
will you aid me in my suit for your daughter's hand, or shall 
I go to Squire Watson and tell him of my discovery ? 



30 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

' Jared (showing emotion). I'd hate to let the Squire get 
the whiphand over me. Ever since that cattle trade five years 
ago, when I got the better of him, he has hated me like 
pizen. 

Elkins. And he would drive you out of Plum Valley if 
he could. 

Jared. I guess so. He's an unchristianlike cuss, by 
gravy ! 

Elkins (taking a sealed document from his pocket). With 
this document and the proofs it affords, he would not only 
drive you out of the valley, but appropriate- your farm as 
well. Consent to do as I say, or this will find its way into 
his hands. 

Jared. What proofs have I that you will keep your agree- 
ment? 

Elkins. My word of honor. 

Jared (contemptuously). Your word of honor! Gol ding 
such honor as you've shown me thus far ! There ain't a 
snake in Plum Valley as hasn't got honor to spare in com- 
parison with you ! By gravy ! What brand of honor is that 
which forces a man to the wall as you're doing me? 

Elkins (laughingly). Come, everything is fair in love 
and war. Give me your word to do as I ask, and this docu- 
ment will be turned over to you at once. 

Jared (wearily). I'm like a man in a fog and I must 
think it over. There will be a picnic in the glen tomorrow. 
You shall have my answer then. 

Elkins (rising). Excellent! I shall be there. 

Jared. Take my advice and git out. You rile me so that 
my mind don't hitch well to any but thoughts of murder. 

Elkins (laughingly). Nonsense! You'll get over that 
feeling once I'm your son-in-law — 

Jared (interrupting) . Stop! You ain't reached that stage 
yet, so don't figure on it. 

Elkins. Very well. Good night. (At C.) 

Jared. By the way, you haven't told me yet why Dr. 
Markham knocked you down arter supper tonight. 

Elkins. Hazel said it was because I insulted her. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 31 

Jared. Hazel's a mighty truthful gal. You don't mean 
to insinuate she was lyin' ? 

Elkins. It was a lie ! 
i Jared. If she lied, she had a reason for it. What was it? 

Elkins. She made that statement to screen Markham. 

Jared (puzzled). To screen Markham? 

Elkins. Dr. Markham is a forger for whose arrest the 
New York police offer a reward of $1,000. 

Jared (starts). A forger! Prove it. (Comes C.) 

Elkins (taking a newspaper from his pocket and handing 
it to Jared). You will find the notice there, marked. Read 
for yourself. 

Jared (taking newspaper and glancing at it). It's true! 
He is wanted for forgery and Hazel loves him ! 

Elkins. When I warned her against Markham, he 
knocked me down. He shall pay dearly for that blow ! 

Jared. You showed Hazel this newspaper? 

Elkins. Yes. 

Jared. Well, it must be explained afore the night has 
passed. (Hands newspaper back to Elkins.) Good night, 
Elkins. You shall have my answer - tomorrow. (Exit L. 
U. E.) 

Enter Hazel, followed by Markham C. D. Elkins goes 
up C. and on meeting them shows surprise. 

Hazel (starts). You here again, Mr. Elkins? 

Elkins. I came to let you know that I shall attend the 
picnic in the glen tomorrow. 

Hazel (scornfully) . That is a matter that does not con- 
cern me. 

Elkins (going to CD.). Perhaps Dr. Markham also will 
be there? 

Markham (coldly). That is my business, sir. 

Elkins. Have it as you wish. (Aside.) Now to play 
my last card. (To others.) Good night. (Exit C. D.) 

Hazel . (sitting R. at table). How I despise that man! 
Would that we had never met ! 

Markham (sitting L. at table). Think of him no more, 
Hazel. He is unworthy of notice. 



32 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Hazel (thoughtfully). Somehow I fear him. He is a 
dangerous man. 

Scott (coming from behind screen and crossing to C — to 
Hazel). You're right about that, Hazel. 

Hazel (surprised) . Where on earth did you spring from, 
Charlie ? 

Scott (pointing to screen). I was behind that screen and 
heard the whole shooting match. 

Markham. What are you talking about ? 

Scott. I was on my way to bed when I saw Elkins talk- 
ing to Uncle Jared. I got behind that screen and listened 
to their pow-wow. 

Hazel. How dared you do that, Charlie? For shame! 

Scott (humbly). You've got to fight the devil with fire 
or he'll get the best of you. We're all fighting Elkins and 
any trick we can turn on him is so much gained. 

Hazel. What were they talking about ? 

Scott. Elkins told Uncle Jared that he loved you and 
intended to marry you. 

Markham (angrily). The scoundrel ! 

Scott. Elkins also told Uncle Jared he would have to 
help him win Hazel or he would put the screws on him. 

Hazel. What did he mean by that? 

Scott. He had a newspaper and showed him an adver- 
tisement offering $1,000 reward for Dr. Markham's arrest. 

Hazel (sadly). It is terrible! 

Markham. How shall I convince him that my denial is 
true? 

Scott. I don't care what the newspaper says, Doctor, I 
for one don't believe you're a crook. 

Markham (offering his hand to Scott). Thank you. 
Charlie. You are a noble chap. 

Scott. Elkins had a document with a gold seal on it 
which he said was proof that Uncle Jared's title to this 
farm was bad, and that if Squire Watson heard of it he 
would take the farm and send Uncle Jared to the poor house. 

Markham. Is there a more contemptible wretch on 
earth than this man. 

Hazel (eagerly). What else was said, Charlie? 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 33 

Scott. Elkins said that if Uncle Jared didn't help him 
to get your promise to marry him, he would tell Squire Wat- 
son and there would be the deuce to pay. 

Markham. We must obtain this document and frustrate 
his plan. 

Scott. That's my idea, sure pop ! He is to be at the 
picnic tomorrow to get Uncle Jared's anwser. I'll get that 
document, even if I have to hold him up at the muzzle of a 
rusty pepper-box. 

Markham. We do not want to act rashly in this matter, 
Charlie. I'll see you in the morning and we will discuss our 
plan. 

Scott (yawning). Geewhiz! I'm tired. Guess I'll go to 
bed now. Good night. (Goes to R. U. E.) 

Markham. Good night. (Exit Scott R. U. E.) 

Hazel. How shall we foil this monster? 

Markham. We shall find the weapons, Hazel. We have 
justice on our side and cannot fail. 

Enter Jared L. U. E. He comes C. 

Hazel (rising and meeting Jared C). Father! (She em- 
braces him.) 

Jared (kissing Hazel). How be you, Hazel? 

Hazel. You look worried, father. Come, tell us what 
has happened. (Leads him to chair R. at table and as he 
sits she kneels by his side, her elbozvs resting upon his 
knees. ) 

Jared. Nothing much has happened, Hazel. I worked 
rather hard today and am tired, that's all. 

Hazel. You are hiding something from me, father. Has 
it to do with Mr. Elkins, who was here just now? 

Jared (caressing her). Tut, tut, child! Don't cross the 
bridge afore you come to it. Now, I'm going to ask you a 
question. 

Hazel (anxiously). Well? 

Jared. Why did you fib when you told me Dr. Markham 
struck Elkins because he insulted you ? 

Hazel. I spoke the truth — he did insult me. 

Jared. How ? 



34 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Hazel. By asking me to be his wife. 

Jared (laughs). By gravy ! That wouldn't be no insult to 
some old maids in Plum Valley that I knows on. 

Hazel. Why speak of him father? He is odious to me. 

Jared. There's another reason, child. What is it? 

Hazel (shyly). There is, father. I love Dr. Markham. 

Jared. I thought so. 

Markham (at R. C). And I love her with all my soul ! 

Jared (after a pause). Love you — a forger and fugitive 
with a price on your head ! 

Markham. You don't believe that, Uncle Jared? 

Hazel. It is untrue, father. Arthur is no forger. 

Jared. But I saw the advertisement in the newspaper 
offering a reward for your arrest. How do you explain that ? 

Markham. It is a dreadful mistake which will be cleared 
to your satisfaction some day, I promise you. 

Jared. Can you clear it now? 

Markham. Not without violating a promise I made, 
Uncle Jared. Believe me, I am as innocent of this odious 
charge as yourself. 

Jared. An innocent man will not remain silent when his 
honesty and reputation are questioned. 

Markham. But you do not understand. I am not the 
Arthur Markham named in this advertisement. 

Jared (starts). By gravy ! Who the old Harry is it, then? 

Markham. My cousin. We were schoolmates, chums, 
in the same college two years ago. We promised to stand 
by each other through thick and thin, be the cost to the other 
what it might. My cousin, unfortunately, gambled at the 
race course and one day went beyond his depth. 

Jared. Them chaps generally do. 

Markham. He was in financial- distress and was heavily 
in debt to a man who, strangely enough, was his rival in a 
love affair. In order to discredit my cousin in the estima- 
tion of the woman he loved, this man, as I have reason to 
believe, caused a note to be forged and openly charged my 
cousin with the crime. 

Jared. The skunk! 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 35 

Markham. Convinced that he would establish his inno- 
cence^ in time, my cousin left for the West in search of a 
former employe of his accuser, and in a fit of generosity 1 
told my cousin I would shoulder his burden until his inno- 
cence was proven. I thereupon told this man that my cousin 
was innocent and that if anyone was guilty, it was I ! 

Jared. Gosh all pumpkins ! 

Hazel (sadly). It is terrible! 

Jared. But where is your cousin now? 

Markham. He was in New Mexico when I last heard 
from him three months ago. He said he was on the track 
of his man and that he hoped soon to find and force a con- 
fession from him. With every mail it may come. God grant 
it may come soon ! 

Jared. By ginger ! Then you ain't guilty ? 

Markham. I swear it upon my honor ! 

Jared. I believe you, by gravy ! Here's my hand upon it ! 
(Business. Aside to Markham.) Leave us for awhile, 
Doctor., 

Markham. I thank you for your confidence in me. (Exit 
R. U. E.) 

Jared (to Hazel). That man's all right, Hazel. But now 
that we're alone, I have an important matter to call to your 
attention. 

Hazel (surprised). Important matter ! 

Jared. It affects our future welfare and means every- 
thing to your mother and — and me. 

Hazel (agitated). I begin to see now! You refer to the 
flaw in the title to our farm which Elkins says he has dis- 
covered. 

Jared (starts in surprise). By beeswax! How did you 
find that out, Hazel? 

Hazel. Charlie, who heard all behind that screen, told 
me. 

Jared. So he's been listening to things that don't con- 
cern him! I'll warm his jacket good tomorrow. 

Hazel. No, he will assist us in battling against this 
wretched man w ho would ruin us. 



36 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Jared (sighingly) . I'm afraid we'll need all the help we 
can get. You don't like Elkins. I can see that. And yet it 
might be better for all of us in the end if you didn't hate 
him so. 

Hazel. What do you mean? 

Jared. Elkins says if you don't marry him, he will send 
me to the poor house. I wouldn't mind that for myself, but 
when I think of your old mother — God bless her heart ! the 
thought of her suffering drives me well nigh crazy ! 

Hazel (pleadingly). Father! 

Jared. If Elkins carries out his threat and we are unable 
to disprove his claim, could you — would you marry him to 
save your mother and me? 

Hazel. I gladly would die for you, father. 

Jared (caressing her). God bless you! The blood of the 
Wilkinses, who fought in the revolution, spoke when you 
said that! I hope and pray the day never may come when 
3^ou sacrifice your happiness to save your parents. 

Lucinda (offstage L. U. E — Calls). Jared! 

Jared (starts). What is it, Lucinda? 

Lucinda (offstage). What's keeping you so late? 

Jared. I'm reading a funny story. Gee, but it's a hum- 
mer ! I'll tell you all about it tomorrow and you'll split your 
sides laughing. 

Lucinda (offstage). All right, Jared. 

Jared (sighingly). I hope Gabriel won't punish me too 
hard for that little fib. (To Hazel.) We must keep this 
between us, Hazel. Your mother must never know the 
truth ! 

Hazel (tearfully) . She shall not know, father. If it be- 
comes necessary for me to sacrifice myself, I shall marry 
this man, even though it breaks my heart. (Weeps at Ja- 
red's knee.) 

Jared (caressing her and speaking in broken voice). I 
hope heaven will see to it that you ain't forced to take that 
step, my girl. Yet the thought of giving up the old farm 
on which I was born and bred would send my gray hairs to 
the grave. (Loud knock at C. D.) Come in! 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 37 

Enter Simpkins C. D. He comes down C. 

Jared (to Simpkins). Ted Simpkins, by gravy! What 
on earth do you want here at this hour, Ted? 

Simpkins (looking about). I'm searching for Dr. Mark- 
ham? Has he gone to bed yet? 

Enter Markham R. U. E. He stands at door and 
watches. Hazel rises and stands R. C. 

Jared (rising and coming C). Can't say, Ted. What 
do you want of him? 

Simpkins (at L. C). I'd ruther tell him, if you don't 
mind, Jared. (Turns R. and sees Markham — to Mark- 
ham). So you're here, be you? 

Markham (coming down C). What can I do for you, 
Ted? 

Simpkins. I s'pose you've seen that advertisement — 
^pauses). 

Markham. Offering a reward for my arrest? 

Simpkins. That's it, Doc. 

Hazel (agitated) . What is your purpose in coming here, 
Mr. Simpkins? (Goes C.) 

Simpkins. To arrest Dr. Markham ! 

Markham (starts). The blow has fallen! 

Hazel (clinging to Markham). No, no! You shall not 
arrest him here in my father's house ! 

Enter Elkins C. D. He stands at door and watches. 

Jared (to Simpkins). There ben't no need to talk of ar- 
restin' Dr. Markham, Ted. I'll go his bail to my last dollar, 
by gravy! 

Elkins (coming down C. — to Jared). On what security, 
Uncle Jared? Your farm? 

Jared (angrily). I believe this is your dirty work, El- 
kins. Now listen to rne. I'll scotch you yet, by ginger.- 

Hazel (to Markham). You must not submit to this 
indignity nor make this humiliating sacrifice to save your 
cousin, Arthur ! I pray you, tell all you have told me and 
save yourself from arrest. 



38 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Markham. It would avail me nothing, Hazel. He would 
not believe me. Come, have courage ! This arrest means 
nothing and can do me little harm. 

Elkins (aside to Simpkins). What are you waiting for, 
Ted? Do your duty. (Points to Markham.) 

Simpkins. I guess it be all right, but where you are 
concerned, Elkins, I feel shaky about the hull business. ( To 
Markham.) I'm sorry, Doc, but my duty's plain. You are 
my prisoner. 

Hazel (tearfully). No, no! 

Markham (thrusting Hazel from him gently). I'm 
ready. 

Simpkins (producing handcuffs) . I hate to to do it, Doc, 
but I can't get out of it. (Handcuffs Markham.) 

Hazel (horrified). No, not those handcuffs — my God! 
(Staggers and faints in Jared's arms.) 

Markham. Poor girl ! 

Jared (kneeling beside prostrate form of Hazel — to El- 
kins). Beware a father's vengeance! (Jared stands C. 
over Hazel, who lies outstretched before him. Markham 
stands to L. of Jared, with Simpkins at L. C. Elkins 
stands R. C, smiling sardonically, until — ) 

CURTAIN. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 39 



Act III. 

Scene : A wooded glen, full stage. Set trees, R. and L., 
with landscape backing. Rustic seat capable of seating three 
or four persons R. C. Shrubbery and bushes R. and L., to 
beautify scene, some of them tall enough to screen a person 
hiding behind them. Grasses and leaves on ground and a log 
here and there, if easily procurable. Stage well lighted, it 
being nearly noon. See Scene Plot for stage setting. 

At rise enter Grace R. U. E. 

Grace (coming down C. and looking about furtively). 
This must be the place to which Stouter referred. Where 
can he be? (Hum of voices in distance heard offstage L. 
She looks off L. 2 E.) There are several persons coming 
this way. They are carrying baskets. A party of picnickers, 
doubtless. (Turns R. C.) Am I doing right when I plot 
the downfall of — of — him ? Yes ; I have nothing to reproach 
myself with. He treated me like a dog. Now let him suf- 
fer ! If I succeed in accomplishing his downfall as he did 
mine, then I shall be satisfied! 

Stouter (offstage R. U. E., singing tipsily). "For he's 
a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny." 

Grace (going to R. U. and looking off). It is Stouter. 
He seems to be intoxicated. Ugh ! Why will men persist 
in drinking when they know it means their utter ruin? 

Enter Stouter R. U. E. He staggers slightly as he comes 
dozvn C. and sings softly to himself until he discovers 
Grace at R. C. He then pauses and draws himself together 
with the ostensible design of deluding her as to his condition. 

Grace {at R. C). So you have come, Mr. Stouter? 

Stouter (laughingly). Sure, Miss Stollard. You didn't 
think I would disappoint you, did you? I'm too gallant a 
man to fail to keep appointments with ladies. 

Grace. This is not an affair of gallantry, Mr. Stouter, 
but of business. We have little time to lose. 



40 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Stouter. I've got more time than money, I confess. 
But don't be afraid of me, Miss Stollard. I'm only a man 
and a little full at that. 

Grace. You need not tell me that, Mr. Stouter. You 
succeed splendidly in advertising your condition. 

Stouter. 'Scuse me. I'm not drunk, but merely affected 
by the high altitude. 

Grace (laughingly). High altitude ! 

Stouter. Sure. It always makes me feel weak in the 
knees and people often mistake my symptoms for the effects 
of a common ordinary jag. That's the way reputations are 
ruined. 

Grace (laughingly). I have neither time nor inclination 
to discuss your philosophy, Mr. Stouter. You know Hugh 
Elkins? 

Stouter. I regret to say I do. 

Grace. Why do you regret that fact? 

Stouter. Because I'm extremely particular as to the 
character of my acquaintances, and I admit with shame that 
Elkins deceived me. 

Grace. You're not the first man he deceived, or woman 
either. He is a wretch who disgraces the name of man ! 

Stouter. Right you are ! If I were to dispute that, I'd 
be lying, and I'm a regular George Washington, first in 
war, first in peace and first in the hearts of his countrymen, 
when it comes to speaking the truth, even though it breaks 
me. 

Grace (mystified) . Breaks you? 

Stouter. Sure — busted, broke, lacking the rhino, spon- 
dulicks, shinplasters and the like. I'll confess to you, madam, 
that at this moment I'm as dead broke as a Bowery bum. 

Grace. Don't let that disturb you, Mr. Sto\iter. Help 
me and I assure you your financial condition will be con- 
siderably improved. 

Stouter. That's encouraging. How can I help you? 

Grace. That you shall learn soon. You knew Elkins in 
the West? 

Stouter. Sure, I did, and a tougher guy never traveled 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 41 

the pike to Sing Sing. Believe me, I speak from an intimate 
knowledge of the facts. I've been there. 

Grace. At Sing Sing? 

Stouter. No. (Here insert name of prison of State in 
which this drama is presented.) 

Grace. You are right. He is a bad man ! How I hate 
him! 

Stouter. Ditto here. 

Grace (in whisper). , I have traced him to this place in 
furtherance of my plan of vengeance — to bring him to 
justice! 

Stouter. Then you will have to stretch his neck, for 
that's the only justice that will fit his case. 

Grace. I have no desire to go to that extreme. There 
are vengeances far keener and more enjoyable. 

Stouter. Yes, you might roast him over a slow fire. 

Grace. I want to drag him down to grovel upon the 
earth as he dragged me down and made me grovel until 
now I am ashamed to face my own people ! 

Stouter (laughingly) . I'd like to see Elkins grovel. He 
wouldn't look like a bird of paradise at that game. 

Grace. Are you with me in this work? 

Stouter. To my last drop of blood, Miss Stollard. I've 
got a choice assortment of faults, but I'm not a tin horn 
gambler, thief and murderer yet ! 

Grace. Elkins is all these and more. He plans to marry 
Hazel Wilkins. That is his latest villainy. 

Stouter. So he told me. Oh, he'd do anything ! He's 
rank enough to steal a nickel's worth of Limburger cheese. 

Grace (looking about cautiously — both are at C). Did 
he tell you why he seeks to marry this girl? 

Stouter. I believe some relatives in South America 
died and left her a wad of money big enough to choke a 
cow. 

Grace. I know it. 

Stouter (suspiciously). By the way, what is Elkins to 
you? 

Grace. Look at me ! Have you seen me before ? 



42 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

i^ S iT°S?? ^aeing at her intently, then starting back). 
Well, 1 11 be hanged! You were at Laramie three years a*c >» 

h i A( S ^ Ye ^ wh T en Elkins killed that cow boy whom he 
had robbed. Yes, I was there. 

m Stouter. I remember you now ! Strange I didn't recog- 
nize you at first, but this altitude affects my brain as well 
as my legs at times. 

Grace You were seen with Elkins near the Uncle Tared 
farm m Plum Valley last night. What does that mean? 

Stouter Elkins wanted me to keep mum about his 
record out West. 

Grace. Was he to pay you for your silence? 
Stouter (uneasily). Well, ever since those big guns in 
Wall Street broke me in a railway deal— 
Grace (interrupting). Come, no nonsense! 
Stouter. He promised to pay me a good wad if I 
would keep silent until his plan to marry Miss Wilkins had 
succeeded. 

Grace. And you believed he would keep his promise? 
Stouter. If he didn't, I'd skin him alive 
m Grace We must foil this man! This girl must not fall 
into his clutches ! 

Stouter I guess you're right, Miss Stollard. I'm with 
you even if I lose the wad Elkins promised me. Here's my ' 
nana on it ! J 

Grace (shaking his hand). You shall lose nothing for 
your honesty. (Loud hubbub of voices offL.UE) There 
are some picnickers coming this way. They must not see us 
together. 

Stouter (looking off L.). I hope they have brought grub 
with them, for I m hungry enough to eat a slab of marble. 
Grace. Follow me, Mr. Stouter. (Goes to R 2 E ) 
Stouter (going after her toR.ZE.). Lead on, Macduff. 
1 follow. 

Grace There is a hedge yonder where we may talk 
without being observed. (Exit R.2E.) 
i ^ T ° l ^ ER t (arran ^ng his clothing, necktie and brushing hi 
hat) M,ght as well slick up a bit, if I'm going to enjoy a 
quiet talk with a nice lady behind a hedge. Oh I guess 1 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 43 

ain't so bad. (Calls off R. 2 E.) Don't be in a rush, Miss 
Stollard ! This high altitude affects my lungs. (Exit R.2 E.) 

Enter Sallie and Scott, carrying a clothes basket between 
them, L. U. E. Then enter after them, Lucinda, Hazel and 
a half dozen boys and girls in outing costumes. A few older 
persons of both sexes may be introduced in this scene, all 
being country people. Sallie and Scott carry the basket 
to L. C. Hazel goes to bench R. 2 E, and sits playing with 
a child. 

Sallie (as she drops her end of basket with a bang). My 
heavens ! That basket weighs a ton ! I thought we never 
would get here! 

Lucinda (horrified) . Law sakes! Do you want to break 
all them eggs, Sallie? 

Sallie (laughingly) . Wouldn't hurt 'em much, Aunt Lu- 
cinda. They're like rocks. I boiled 'em two hours. 

Scott (ruefully). Glad you told me, Sallie, 'cause my 
stomach's not insured. I ain't an ostrich. 

Sallie. I'm sorry for that, Charlie. If you were, I'd get 
a plume out of you for my new Easter hat. (All laugh. 
Sallie and Scott confer aside L. C.) 

Lucinda (busy at basket). It's nearly lunch time and we 
might as well have it over with. 

Hazel. Do you need any help, mother ? 

Lucinda (taking victuals out of basket). Not just yet, 
Hazel. 

Enter Jared with three or four children hanging to him, 
all shouting, L. U. E. They come C. and other children sur- 
round them. Lucinda, Sallie and Scott are busy with 
basket L. C. Hazel sits on bench and watches others, smil- 
ingly. 

Girl (to Jared). You can't get away any more, Uncle 
Jared ! 

Jared. I won't try it ag'in, by gravy ! But be keerful so's 
you don't break my back. 

Girl (springing upon him). We won't, will we, children? 

Omnes (together). No! 



44 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Jared. That's a bargain ! 

Girl, Let's play circus with Uncle jared. (Children 
shout.) 

Jared. What'll I be? A monkey? 

Girl. No. An elephant. 

Jared (getting down on all-fours). All right, but my nose 
ain't long enough fur an elephant, by gravy ! ( Children jump 
on him and he plays with them.) Don't all jump on my back 
at once, fur even an elephant's back will break in the middle 
if you crowd it too much! Keep it up, for I'm the gamest 
elephant in Plum Valley ! 

Boy. I'm tired of circus. Let's play ball and make Uncle 
Jared umpire. (Children shout, "All rightl") 

Jared (rising). Make me umpire? I'm jiggered if you 
do ! My life ain't insured. I don't give you no chance to hit 
me with one of them bats, by gravy ! 

Lucinda (at L. C). Lunch! (Children run to Lucinda, 
who hands each a sandwich or some other edible. Jared 
talks aside zvith Hazel at bench. Lucinda to children as 
she serves them.) Be careful of your dresses, children. 

Jared (aside to Hazel). You ain't worrying about last 
night, be you, Hazel? 

Hazel (sadly). How can I help doing so, father? 

Jared. What do the Scriptures say, "Sufficient unto the 
day is the evil thereof." Come, let's be jolly today. 

Hazel (with sudden burst of grief). My heart is break- 
ing! 

Jared (sighs, then turns to children). Now, run away, 
- boys and girls ! You may wade in the creek, but be keerful 
you don't get your feet wet. Rheumatiz is bad in Plum Val- 
ley this summer. (Children exeunt zvith shouts and laughter 
R. U. E.) 

Lucinda (to Jared). We might as well have our lunch, 
Jared. 

Jared (squatting dozvn L. C. and taking lunch). I'm 
hungry as a bear, Lucinda. Jest met Lafe Jones and he gave 
me lots of news frum down town. (To Hazel.) Come and 
hear the news. Hazel. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 45 

Hazel (rising composedly and going to L. C. and sitting 
down). I feel better now. What's the news? (Eats sand- 
wich.) 

Jared. Lafe says old Jim Perkins started to whitewash 
his barn t'other day, but couldn't finish it 'cause his terbaccer 
run out. (All laugh.) 

Sallie. Jim chews tobacco like a cow does her cud. 

Jared. Lafe says Amarinth Perkins wus to have gone to 
Bridgetown Saturday, but she forgot to put it into the paper 
and then she wouldn't go. 

Sallie-. Poor thing ! 

Jared. Bert Smith is got another streak of hard luck. 
He lost six hats on the last election and now he's just got 
word that the mill he's workin' in is goin' to start up fur 
the winter. 

Scott. Bert don't like work any too well. He fell into 
a well last week and kicked because there wan't no one about 
to help him out. 

Jared. Bill Hermann's son-in-law was operated on fur 
apendycitis last Saturday, but the operation was not success- 
ful, so he will go to work ag'in next week. 

Lucinda. Try this strawberry preserves, Jared. It's fine. 

Jared. Don't care if I do. This romping with the chil- 
dren has sharpened my appetite somethin' wonderful. 

Lucinda. It don't need sharpening. It's had a wire edge 
ever since we married thirty years ago. 

Sallie. Don't give away family secrets, Aunt Lucinda. 

Jared. That ain't no family secret. I'm proud of my 

appetite, fur it outlived them biscuits Lucinda made when 

we were first married. By ginger ! I taste them biscuits yet ! 

- Lucinda. Law sakes ! That's all the thanks I get after 

working thirty years for you, Jared Wilkins ! 

Jared. Bless you, old gal, I'm hankering arter them bis- 
cuits yet, 'cause they be the finest ever mortal man tasted ! 

Lucinda (mollified). I never can tell when you're jokin', 
Jared. 

Scott (making zvry face). That joke had whiskers on it! 

Jared. Next thing you know, Charlie, you'll ring the 
gong on me every time I open my mouth. 



46 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Sallie. Charlie's getting practice for that job he's going 
to get in Boston next year. 

Scott (surprised). What job? 

Sallie. Conductor on a street car. (All laugh.) 

Scott. You're not a bit like sealing wax, Sallie. 

Sallie. How's that? 

Scott. Sealing wax burns to keep a secret, you burn to 
give it away. 

Hazel (laughingly). That's a good one on you, Sallie. 
Now will you be good ? (Rises and crosses to bench R.2 E.) 

Sallie (disgustedly). That joke sticks in my craw. 

Jared (rising). Time we wus j'ining the folks down in 
the glen. Run and see if Dr. Markham is coming, Charlie. 
He ought to be here by this time. 

Scott. All right, Uncle Jared. (Exit L. U. E.) 

Lucinda. We'll have to get these vittles packed up now. 
Don't be backward at helping, Sallie. 

Sallie (as she fills basket). Oh, I just love this sort of 
thing ! 

Jared (at C). Lucky fur Dr. Markham I got that bail 
fixed last night or he would have spent the night in the 
lockup. The reporter for the Gazette caught onto the arrest, 
but I called him off, so there won't nothing be printed in the 
paper. 

Hazel. Thank heaven for that! 

Jared. I'm to give Elkins his answer today. 

Lucinda. What answer? 

Jared (aside). Nearly let the cat out of the bag that time, 
by ginger! (To Lucinda.) Oh, nothing important, Lu- 
cinda. Only a hog trade. Don't amount to nothin'. 

Lucinda. Look out for that fellow, Jared. He'll skin 
you wusser'n the Squire did if you let him. 

Jared. He won't skin me, cuss him ! I'll git his hide or 
bust! 

Lucinda. I'm going to see Mrs. Brown about them 
calves. I'll be back soon. (Exit R. U. E.) 

Sallie (at L. U. E.). Here comes Dr. Markham. 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 47 

Enter Markham L. U. E. Comes down C. quickly. 

Jared (to Markham). What's doin', Doctor? 

Markham (at C). I have good news, indeed! 

Hazel (fervently). Oh, I am so glad! 

Jared. If you don't tell it soon, I'll jest natcherly bust, 
by ginger! 

Markham (taking telegram from pocket). I have been 
exonerated. 

Hazel (joyously). Glorious! 

Jared. Do tell ! How did it come about ? 

Markham. After my arrest and release last night, I 
wired to my father in New York and he sent to the detec- 
tive bureau for an explanation. It then developed that not 
only was I innocent, but that the charge against my cousin 
had been withdrawn only three days ago. 

Jared. But how about that advertisement? Why did 
they put that pesky thing in the paper? 

Markham. It was wholly unauthorized and evidently 
inserted by some person unknown in furtherance of a plot 
to destroy my good name. 

Jared. Geewhillikins ! I thought it was them detectives. 
They do get things mixed up most damnably sometimes ! 

Hazel. Why, father, you actually swore that time ! 

JXred. Did I ? Well, this news is wuth a dozen cuss words, 
even though it do imperil the soul's salvation, as the deacon 
would say at church. 

Markham (laughingly). I have no fear of the salva- 
tion of your soul, Jared. This telegram removes the only 
stain that ever rested upon my name and I have abundant 
reason for rejoicing thereat. 

Hazel. We all rejoice, Arthur. 

Jared (extending his hand to Markham). So we do, by 
gravy! You're a man, Doctor, after my own heart! You 
shouldered your cousin's supposed crime to save him, and, 
by ginger ! the man as would do that sort of thing is worth 
his weight in gold ! 

Markham (abashed). I'm afraid you magnify the senti- 



48 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

ment that inspired my course, Uncle Jared. Any man with 
a soul in him would have done the same, I'm sure. 

Jared. I've got my doubts about that! Leastwise, men 
of that stamp are scarcer than hen's teeth in Plum Valley. 

Hazel. They are scarce indeed! 

Jared (to Hazel). Do you love him, gal? 

Hazel (bashfully). Why, what a question, father! 

Jared. Be gosh ! If you and him don't get hitched and 
trot in double harness, I'll disown you fur life and arter ! 

Markham. Then you consent, Uncle Jared ? 

Jared. Consent ? I order it, by ginger ! 

Hazel (zdth mock piety). I'm a dutiful daughter and 
must obey my father. 

Jared. I'm going to hunt up Lucinda and tell her the 
hull works, be gosh! (Starts suddenly.) By gum! I expect 
that human hyena, Elkins, here any minute now. If you see 
him before I do, tell him I've got my answer ready, and if 
it don't choke him, I'm a sinner ! 

Markham. I passed him as I drove up the road awhile 
ago. I fancy he knows more about that advertisement than 
he cares to admit. In my present frame of mind, I dare not 
meet him. Let us go to Aunt Lucinda. 

Hazel. Yes, let us go ! 

Jared. Trot along, both of you! I suspicion I'm going 
to enjoy this picnic arter all, by gravy! (Exeunt with Ha- 
zel and Markham R. 2 E.) 

Enter Elkins L. U. E. He comes dozvn C, looking about 
cautiously. 

Elkins (at C). Markham escaped the net I cast for him. 
but I still have a few cards to play — and they shall be win- 
ning cards ! This rebuff only spurs me .on to greater effort, 
and I am determined to win this woman or die in the attempt. 
(Walks about, turns to bench R. 2 E.) 

Enter Scott L. U. E. He stands behind bush up L. and 
watches Elkins caut' 



Elkins (aside, as he fans himself). Phew! This is a 
warm day! Guess I'll shed my coat. (Takes off coat and 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 49 

places it on bench, then turns L.) I must and shall win this 
battle at any cost ! Once I have married Hazel, I'll get pos- 
session of her inheritance, and then — poof! (Snaps finger.) 

Scott (up L., aside). Now's my chance to get those 
papers. (He crosses to R. cautiously and creeps toward 
bench, watching Elkins.) 

Elkins (at C.j aside). This old fool of a farmer will give 
me his answer today. Thanks to his fear of the Squire, and 
my proofs of flaws in the title to his farm, he will do as I 
command. Hazel will not resist him. I shall insist upon an 
immediate marriage and then — well, let the future decide ! 

Scott {aside, as he picks up coat on bench R. 2 E. and 
takes document from pocket). I'll make hay while the 
sun shines. (Goes to R. 2 E.) Now, you jail bird, I've got 
one of your claws ! You're lucky if I don't get your cocoa- 
nut ! (Exit R. 2 E.) 

Elkins (at L. C.). Should my plans fail, the diamonds 
will do to fall back upon. I could raise a snug sum on them 
arid get away with my pockets well lined. They are worth 
the risk. 

Enter Grace, followed by Stouter R. U. E. They come 
dozvn C. Stouter catches sight of Elkins and goes up L. 

Grace (aside). At last we meet! (To Elkins.) Hugh 
Elkins ! 

Elkins (turning with a start). You, Grace! 

Grace (pleasantly). Yes, it is I, Grace. You appear to 
be surprised? 

Elkins (angrily). Why do you persist in following me? 
Where the devil did you spring from now? 

Grace. How unsociable you are, Hugh ! And we meet 
for the first time in three years. 

Elkins. Cut out your satire, Grace. All is over between 
us. 

Grace. Oh, it is not for love of you that I have traced 
you from place to place, like a bloodhound. You treated me 
like a dog, and they say every dog has his day. Well, I shall 
have mine ! 

Elkins (angrily). Do you threaten me? 



50 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Grace. You are planning to marry a pure, innocent girl 
and it is my purpose. to frustrate your design. 

Elkins. I warn you not to interfere with my plans. 

Grace (laughingly). How virtuously indignant you are I 
One might easily fancy your cause to be just, you seem so 
sincere ! 

Elkins (aside, as he turns up R.). I could kill her ! Here 
comes Jared. He must not see us together — it would ruin 
everything! (To Grace.) Leave me for a few moments 
now. We shall come to some arrangement satisfactory to 
both of us. (Thrusts her toward L. 2 E.) Return in five 
minutes and I promise you you shall have no reason to com- 
plain of me. 

Grace (at L. 2 E.) In five minutes, Hugh. I shall dictate 
the terms, you shall comply. (Exit laughingly L. 2 E.) 

Elkins (looking off L. 2 E. after her). Curse you! 
(Turns R.) 

Enter Jared R. U. E. He comes slowly down C. 

Jared (sees Elkins). So you're here for your answer, 
Elkins? 

Elkins (picking up coat on bench and putting it on). 
Yes, I presume you have carefully reflected. 

Jared. You bet I have, Elkins ! Before I give it, however, 
let me see the document you say proves the flaws in my title. 

Elkins. I have it here. (Searches pockets with growing 
terror. ) The devil ! 

Jared. The devil hain't got nothin' to do with the title 
to my farm unless you represent him, Elkins. What I want 
to see is that document, be gosh ! 

Elkins (despairingly) . I have lost my papers! 

Jared. That's rough on you, Elkins, but unless you can 
produce the document, I can't give you my answer. 

Elkins (looking about feverishly). I shall find them, 
never fear ! 

Jared (going to R. 2 E.). While you be searching, I'll 
enjoy a dance by the pavilion. Would you like to join in? 

Elkins (savagely). No! 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 51 

Jared (laughingly). Don't bite my head off! I'll be back 
before you find them papers, Elkins. (Shows documents in 
his pocket and exits laughingly R. 2 E.) 

Elkins (at C). What can have become of them? They 
may have dropped out of my pocket in the road yonder. 
(Goes to L. 2 E.) I must find them, or all is lost! (Exit 
L. 2 E.) 

Enter Sallie and Scott R. U. E. They come down C. ' 
laughingly, arm in arm. 

Sallie. You ought to get a leather medal for nabbing 
Elkins' papers, Charlie. 

Scott. I don't want any medals — I want you, Sallie. 

Sallie. Well, I promise to marry you on one condition. 

Scott. I don't care if there are a dozen conditions. 

Sallie. You must wait two years. 

Scott (disgusted). Holy smoke! You'd better take me 
now, for I may change my mind in two years. 

Sallie. So may I. (Looks L.) Hello! There's Elkins 
searching the road down there ! Must be looking for them 
documents. 

Scott (laughingly). A tough job he has on his hands, 
with them stowed away in Uncle Jared's pockets. Let's 
watch him. 

Sallie. All right. (Exeunt with Scott L. 2 E.) 

Enter Stouter L. U. E. He comes down C. 

Stouter (at C). I wonder what has become of Miss 
Stollard? Hope she isn't affected by the high altitude, too. 
Since I've bargained with her I haven't the nerve to meet 
Elkins face to face until I've had a horn or two of good 
old liquor. This is the dryest picnic I ever attended. 
Not as much as a soda pop in the whole bunch. (Looks off 
L. 2 E.) There's Elkins with his nose to the ground like a 
bull terrier. Looks like he's nosing about for rats. Guess 
I'll watch and see what he is up to. (Hides in bushes up R.) 

Enter Elkins L. 2 E. He comes C, looking about. 

Elkins (aside). I cannot find the papers! It's plain they 
have been stolen. But how? (After a pause.) I see it all 



52 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

now ! They were taken when I foolishly took off my coat 
and placed it on that bench there. (Points to bench.) But 
who is the thief? (Looks off R. 2 E.) There comes Dr. 
Markham ! Can he have robbed me ? Yes, it must have 
been he ! He's coming this way. Now is my opportunity to 
kill two birds with one stone — to rid myself of Markham 
and secure my revenge ! Yes, I'll take the chance, cost what 
it may ! (Hides in bushes L.) 

Stouter (aside). Looks like there'll be something doing 
in the slugging line soon. 

Enter Markham R. 2 E. He comes C. and stands looking R 

Markham (at C). This has been a fortunate day, indeed! 
My name cleared of a shameful stain and Hazel's love for- 
ever won ! Is there a more fortunate man in all the world 
than I? 

Elkins (aside as he crosses cautiously toward Markham, 
carrying a black jack) . This is. my chance. 

Markham (aside). When Hazel is my wife I can afford 
to laugh at this wretch, Elkins — 

Elkins (interrupting, as he strikes Markham on head 
with blackjack). Take that, Dr. Markham! 

Markham (staggers and falls C.) Oh! (Apparently 
dies. ) 

Elkins (laughingly as he searches Markham's pockets). 
It was a splendid blow, and if he survives it I'll be surprised ! 
(As he searches pockets feverishly.) My papers are not 
here ! If he robbed me he took care to get rid of them. 
Well, no matter. I am rid of him forever ! 

Stouter (aside, up L.). But not of me, Elkins ! 

Elkins (looking about). I must not be seen here ! (Looks 
off R. 2 E.) Here comes Grace. A lucky thought! Why not 
fasten this crime upon her? It may be done. Women have 
been known to do this sort of thing before. (Exit L. 2 E.) 

Children sing in distance off R. Stouter comes down C. 
and examines Markham. 

Stouter (as he examines Markham). It was a dirty 
blow, Elkins, but you shall pay dearly for it, I swear ! He is 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 53 

not dead, but his skull has been badly nipped. {Looks off 
R.) The bunch are coming! If they see me here I'll be 
nabbed for robbery or something worse. If I'm to check- 
mate Elkins, I've got to keep out of jail. There is Grace. 
She might suspect me, so I'll make tracks out of here. 
{Exit L. U. E.) 

Enter Grace R. 2 E. She stands at entrance and looks off. 

Grace {as she looks off R.). How happy they are ! I, too, 
might have been happy but for that man ! ( Turns C, sigh- 
ingly. ) When I see him suffer as I have suffered, my venge- 
ance will be complete ! {Sees Markham lying C, starts in 
surprise.) What is this ? Blood ! It is murder ! Help ! Help ! 

Enter Jared, followed by Hazel, Lucinda and children 
R. U. E. Then enter Sallie and Scott L. U. E. They come 
down L. 

Jared {coming C). What has happened? 
Hazel {running to Markham and kneeling beside him). 
Arthur! Murdered! 

Enter Elkins L. 2 E. He stands L. C, simulating surprise. 

All {in a voice) . Murdered! 

Hazel {in agony). Who has done this cowardly deed? 

Elkins {pointing to Grace). That woman! 

Hazel {to Grace). You! 

Grace {horrified). It is a lie! 

Jared {at R. C). Why should this woman kill Dr. Mark- 
ham? 

Elkins. Because he spurned her love ! 

Grace. Monster ! 

Jared {to Elkins). How do you know, Elkins? Have 
you ever seen this woman before ? 

Elkins {uneasily). Only with Dr. Markham. 

Jared. That don't prove black is white. {To Grace.) Do 
you know Hugh Elkins? 

Grace {tearfully). Yes. 

Jared. What is he to you? 

Grace. My husband ! 



54 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Hazel (caressing Markham). Poor Arthur! 

Jared (to Elkins). So this woman is your wife, Elkins! 
I promised you my answer today. Well, it's this — go plumb 
to Jericho, or I'll hang you, by gravy ! (Jared stands R. C, 
pointing to Elkins, who stands L. C, smiling cynically at 
him. Markham lies C. zvith Hazel bending over him, and 
as curtain descends he lifts his head. Lucinda stands up R., 
Sallie and Scott up L. Children are grouped across stage 
in back. As curtain falls Stouter walks across to C. in back 
and stands shaking his fist at Elkins, until — ) 

k 
CURTAIN. tl 



Act IV. 



Scene: Same as Act I, one month later. Stage well illu- 
minated, it being afternoon. 

At rise discovered Lucinda on veranda. 

Lucinda (calling). Sallie! 
Sallie (offstage L. U. E.). I'm coming! 
Lucinda (impatiently). What on earth are you doing 
down the road so long? 

Enter Sallie L. U. E. She comes C. 

Sallie (displaying a letter). Just went down to meet the 
letter carrier, who gave me this letter for Hazel. 

Lucinda (coming C). Who can be writing to Hazel? 

Sallie (giving letter to Lucinda). Here it is, Aunt Lu- 
cinda. 

Lucinda (taking letter and examining it). From South 
America ! Maybe it has to do with Uncle Billy's death. 






IN PLUM VALLEY. 55 

Enter Hazel from house R. She comes C. 

Sallie. I guess you're right, Aunt Lucinda. (To Hazel.) 
A letter from South America for you, Hazel. 

Hazel (surprised). For me? From whom, I wonder? 
(Taking letter from Lucinda.) From Montevideo! 

Lucinda. Read it, Hazel. 

Sallie (getting close beside Hazel). Sure! I'm dying to 
know what it's all about. 

Hazel (opening letter and reading). "Miss Hazel Wil- 
kins, Plum Valley, New Hampshire — We beg to notify you 
that not having received a reply to our former communica- 
tion sent you four months ago, informing you that you are 
the sole beneficiary under the will of the late William Wil- 
kins, your lamented uncle, you are likely to forfeit your 
"interests unless you communicate with us before January 1 
next. Your inheritance approximates $60,000, and unless 
you care to relinquish your rights as sole devisee, you will 
attend to this matter without delay. Yours respectfully, 
Chalmers & Walker, Counsellors at Law." 

Lucinda (surprised) . Law sakes ! Sixty thousand dollars 
and all for you ! 

Sallie. It must be a pipe dream ! 

Hazel. This is strange! There must have been another 
letter. I did not receive it. What became of it? 

Sallie. Ask Elkins. 

LIazel (surprised). Elkins! 

Sallie. That was the letter I saw the. carrier put in the 
box the morning I saw Elkins loafing about the place. He 
stole it ! It's a cinch ! 

Hazel (after pause). I see it all now ! He learned of my 
inheritance and it was to secure it that he resolved to marry 
me! 

Lucinda. That must be it ! Strange we never thought of 
it before. 

Hazel (folding letter). Well it is over now. I shall reply 
to this at once. Did you hear the result of the trial of Miss 
Stollard for attacking Dr. Markham? 



56 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Sallie. Charlie came up from Berkeley an hour ago. 
He says she will be acquitted. {Looks off L. U. E.) Hello! 
Here's Dr. Markham. 

Enter Markham L. U. E. He comes C. hurriedly. 

Hazel (to Markham). What news, Arthur? 

Markham. Miss Stollard was acquitted, just as we 
expected she would be. 

Hazel (joyously). I am so glad! 

Markham. The jury did not leave the court room. Her 
innocence was established by Elkins himself, although he 
did his utmost to send her to prison. He swore he saw her 
strike me, but Mr. Stouter was equally positive he saw 
Elkins knock me down with a blackjack. 

Hazel. Must this man escape the punishment he so 
richly deserves? 

Markham. I shall not prosecute him, Hazel. Stouter 
is now in consultation with Ted Simpkins, and I fancy a 
warrant for his arrest likely will be issued before Elkins is 
enabled to quit town. 

Sallie. I hope they stretch his neck! 

Lucinda (horrified). What an unchrist'ianlike sentiment! 

Sallie. Oh, rats ! (Sound of zvagon wheels heard off 
L. She goes to L. U. E.) Here comes Uncle Jared. 

Jared (offstage L. U. E.). Whoa! 

Sallie (calls off to Jared). Don't let that thoroughbred 
get away with you, Uncle Jared. 

Enter Jared L. U. E. He comes C. 

Jared (to others). None of you haint seen Elkins here- 
abouts, hev you? 

Hazel (surprised) . Why, no. Why do you ask that? 

Jared. He skipped out of town when he heard Ted Simp- 
kins was out gunnin' for him. 

Markham. Was the warrant for his arrest issued? 

Jared. It was, be gosh ! Stouter swore to it and Ted went 
to Bowles' Hotel arter Elkins, but he had skipped out. If 
he comes to Plum Valley I'll fill his hide so full of holes it 
won't hold shucks, by ginger ! 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 57 

Hazel. I hope we may never see him again. What be- 
came of Grace Stollard, father? 

Jared. Do you know, I'm dinged sorry for that woman? 
Arter the trial I went to her and I says, says I, kinder soft 
like— 

Lucinda {bristling up). Jared! 

Jared (starts). Course I didn't speak soft like, only plain 
talk. I said to her, says I — 

Sallie. If he don't say it soon, I'll bust! 

Jared. I says to her, "You done Dr. Markham and 
Hazel a durned big service in exposin' Elkins, and if you're 
in need of a hum, I'll fix it with Lucinda so's you can stay 
with us in Plum Valley until moss grows on your pretty 
shoes, by g^avy !" 

Hazel (clapping- her hands). That was a gallant proposal, 
father. Of course, she accepted it? 

Jared. She said she would come to the farm and talk it 
over with Lucinda. (To Lucinda.) It's all right, I s'pose? 
* Lucinda. On general principles I ain't in favor of hav- 
ing strange female women in my house, especially when 
Jared does the inviting, but in this case I welcome the poor 
woman with all my heart. When will she come? 

Enter Grace L. U. E. She comes C. 

Jared (joyously). I knew you'd be true blue, by ginger! 
(Turns to Grace.) Here she be now. 

Lucinda (extending hand to Grace). Welcome to Plum 
Valley, Miss Stollard. Take off your things and make your- 
self at home. 

Jared (to Grace). It's yours as long as you stay, be 
gosh ! 

Grace (tremulously). I thank you, sincerely, good friends, 
for this great courtesy. 

Lucinda. Don't mention it, Miss Stollard. 

Grace. Call me by my real name — Mrs. Elkins, hateful 
though it be. I owe you more than I can ever repay, and I 
trust you may never find me ungrateful. 

Jared. We owe you a heap for saving Hazel from this 
critter you call husband. Tell us all about him. 



58 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Grace. It is not a happy story, my friends. We were 
married in Nebraska ten years ago. He was a confidential I 
bookkeeper then and doing well. For some months he \ 
treated me with kindness and- I fairly worshipped him. 
(Shows emotion.) 

Hazel (putting arm about Grace.). Poor woman! 

Grace. My husband got to gambling, and one day the 
awful truth was revealed — he was a defaulter to the amount 
of $10,000. He was discharged by his employer, who re- 
fused to prosecute, and we went to Wyoming. Here, in the 
wildness of the cattle camps, my husband's nature underwent 
a complete change. He became a common gambler and both 
of us eked out a miserable existence for many unhappy 
months. 

Jared. Gambling is a mighty poor way of making a liv- 
ing, by gum! 

Grace. One night, in a card game, my husband killed a 
cowboy and became a fugitive. He deserted me, a fact I did 
not then regret, for he had treated me shamefully. My love 
turned to hate and I followed him from place to place in 
search of revenge. For three years I traced him from city 
to city, but was unable to meet him face to face until I 
reached this place. I gained access to his room in the hotel 
at Berkeley one night and found a letter addressed to you, 
Miss Wilkins, notifying you of your inheritance in South 
America. It is here. (Produces letter and gives it to Hazel.) 

Hazel (taking letter). Thank you. 

Grace. I then learned that he designed to force you into 
a marriage with him in order to secure this inheritance, and 
I sent an anonymous note to Dr. Markham, who, I was told, 
was known to be one of your best friends. Meanwhile I met 
Mr. Stouter, whom I had known in the West, and was ar- 
ranging with him to expose my husband's perfidy when the . 
brutal attack upon Dr. Markham and my arrest upset all my 
plans. (Sighs.) It is all over now and you are safe from 
him, let us hope, forever ! 

Hazel. Be comforted, Mrs. Elkins. It is not likely that 
he will be seen in Plum Valley again. 

Jared. What's this letter about an inheritance? 



_ 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 59 

Hazel. Why, to be sure ! I had forgotten to tell you 
that Uncle Billy has left me his entire fortune of $60,000. 

Jared (surprised). You don't say! Well, Billy had a big 
heart, even if he wa'n't no bigger'n a peanut. He wus so little 
that when he had a pain, he didn't know if it was his corn 
or head that was achin\ So he left all he had to you ? God 
bless him ! Your future now is safe ! 

Lucinda (going to veranda). Well, we'll have supper 
now. Come along, everybody. 

Jared. I'm so hungry, I could eat a slice out of the barn 
door, by gravy ! I hope you have pumpkin pie, Lucinda. 

Lucinda (at door of house). Three of them, Jared. (Exit 
into house R.) 

Jared (going to house). Then I'm off to the banquet, by 
gum ! 

Markham (to Jared). Be careful you don't get dyspep- 
sia, Uncle Jared. 

Jared (at door of house R.). Dyspepsia be gol dinged! 
With a doctor in the family, who cares for dyspepsia. (Exit 
into house.) 

Sallie (going to house). Me for them pies and dyspep- 
sia, too, for all I care. (Exit into house.) 

Grace. I had better leave you now, Miss Wilkins. 

Hazel. You will find mother in the sitting room, Mrs. 
Elkins. I shall rejoin you presently. 

Grace. Thank you. (Exit into house R.) 

Markham (to Hazel). Before we discuss your mother's 
pumpkin pie, may I ask if your being an heiress will influ- 
ence your relations to me as your affianced husband ? ' 

Hazel. How absurd ! Were I worth a million and you 
penniless, I should still deem myself fortunate in having 
won your love! 

Markliam. I thank you for those words, Hazel ! Love's 
highway, they say, is strewn with obstacles for those who 
truly love. If that be true, much happiness is in store for 
us both. 

Hazel. I am so happy, Arthur ! Even during those aw- 
ful weeks when your life hung in the balance, I felt that 
our love would not be vain. 



60 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Markham (embracing her). I owe my life to you and 
your devotion as my nurse. You saved my life and I now 
devote it to you ! May I never prove unworthy of your 
trust a'nd faith in me! 

Enter Scott L. U. E. He comes down C. and on seeing 
others halts suddenly and watches them. 

Hazel (embracing Markham). You will be true to me 
as I ever shall be to you, my Arthur! (They kiss.) 

Scott (hiding his eyes with hands). Ahem! Don't mind 
me — I ain't looking! (Markham and Hazel separate in 
confusion.) 

Markham (laughingly to Scott). You rascal! You're 
always happening in at inopportune moments ! 

Scott. That's what my father said when I was born. 

Hazel (laughingly). There's no answering Charlie ! (Go- 
ing to house.) I'm off to supper. 

Markham (following Hazel). So am I. (Exeunt with 
Hazel into house R.) 

Scott (looking about). I saw a man in the underbrush 
as I came up the road -just now. I wonder who it could be? 
(Looks off L. U. E.) Hello! There's Ted Simpkins ! What 
does he want? 

Enter Simpkins L. U. E. He comes C. 

Scott (to Simpkins). Hello, Ted! Look like you was in 
a hurry. Lost something? 

Simpkins. Naw. I'm lookin' fur Elkins. Have you 
seen him? 

Scott. Can't say I did, Ted. I saw something much like 
a man in the underbrush down by Plum Creek awhile ago. 
A tramp, most likely. 

Simpkins. Mought be so, but it mought also be Elkins. 
Guess I'll have a look. Keep your peepers open and let me 
know what you have seed when I gets back. (Exit L. U. E.) 

(Lights dimmed; evening effect.) 

Scott (at C.). It's getting dark. I'd hate to meet Elkins 
about now and me with a gun in my fist. I wouldn't do noth- 
ing to him ! Guess I'll have a bite of pumpkin pie. (Exit 
into house R.) 



J 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 61 

Enter Elkins L. 2 E. He is untidy and unkempt and he 
stands at entrance nervously watching. 

Elkins (at L. 2 E.). I was not mistaken! Simpkins has 
trailed me here and I have little time to loose. (Tunis to 
house, from whence sounds of laughter come.) They are 
at supper, and if I am to get those diamonds, I must act 
quickly. Once they are in my hands I'll be off for Europe 
and Monte Carlo. I've made a mess of affairs, but all is 
not yet lost! They shall not capture me! I'll die first! 
(Creeps upon veranda and approaches door zvith caution.) 
I'll have those jewels or know the reason why! (Exit into 
house.) 

Enter Simpkins, looking at ground as he zvalks L. 2 E. 

Simpkins (coming C). He must be hereabouts, for sure 
thing, here be his tracks. I know them by the heel plates 
in his boots. I wonder what his game is now? (Draivs re- 
volver and goes to house.) You never almost always can 
tell what these jail birds of the Elkins breed will do when 
they're cornered. (Noise heard offstage in house.) What 
the deuce is that noise ? Durn me, it's somebody runnin' for 
a getaway! (Looks off, then retreats C.) It's Elkins, by 
hek! 

Enter Elkins from house, hastily. He runs to C, where 
Simpkins confronts him with drawn revolver. 

Simpkins (pointing revolver at Elkins). Hands up, 
Elkins ! 

Elkins (surprised). The devil! 

Simpkins. You'll jine him durned quick if you don't 
hold up them fists of -yourn ! 

Elkins (holding up hands). Don't shoot, Ted. What do 
you want? 

Simpkins. It's you I want and you I'm goin' to keep 
now that I've got you, Elkins. 

Enter Scott from house. He comes C. 

Scott (sees Elkins). Elkins! (To Simpkins.) Need 
any help, Ted? 



62 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Simpkins. If it ain't too much trouble, you might 
cover Elkins with this gun while I search him for swag. 

Scott (taking revolver and pointing it carelessly at El- 
kins). Shall I pink him, Ted? 

Simpkins. Keep your finger ofT'n that trigger until I 
git through. (Searches Elkins.) Letters, eh? Here's some 
addressed to other people. Been robbing the mail, Elkins? 
Serious matter, that, runnin' foul of Uncle Sam. Hello ! 
What's this? (Takes jewel case from Elkins' pocket.) A 
jewel case ! Jammed with diamonds. 

Scott. They belong to Hazel. The skunk was robbing 
her ! Gee ! I think this gun is going off by itself. 

Elkins (alarmed). Be careful, there! 

Enter Hazel, Jared, Markham, Lucinda and Grace 
from house. Hazel and Jared, followed by Markham, 
come C, Lucinda and Grace remaining on veranda. 

Hazel (alarmed). My diamonds have been stolen! 

Simpkins (giving her the jewel case). Here they be, 
Miss Hazel. Just took them from this highwayman. 

Hazel (starts). Mr. Elkins! 

All (in a voice). Elkins! 

Jared (squaring up before Elkins). I got a notion to 
lick you good, by gravy ! What do you mean by robbing my 
daughter ? 

Enter Stouter L. U. E. He comes down C. slowly. 

Elkins (laughingly) . It was a joke, Uncle Jared. 

Jared. Them jokes are costly, Elkins. I s'pose you 
thought it a joke when you hit Dr. Markham with a black- 
jack? 

Elrins (defiantly). I didn't hit him! 

Stouter (to Elkins). You lie! I saw you do it! 

Elkins (starts). Bah! No one will believe a drunken 
scoundrel such as you ? 

Jared. I believe him, by gravy! 

Stouter. Sure, they must. I'm on the water wagon now. 

Jared. D'ye mean you've got a job drivin' the water cart 
down to Berkeley? 



IN PLUM VALLEY. 63 

Stouter. No, I've quit drinking. I've braced up. I'm 
going to work in the Berkeley bank tomorrow. 

Elkins. Who'll watch the funds? 

Stouter. It won't be a gent named Hugh Elkins. He'll 
be too busy working in the chain gang. 

Simpkins (handcuffing Elkins). Guess we'd better get 
back to town, Elkins. Give me that gun, Charlie. 

Scott (ruefully, as he gives revolver to Simpkins). 
Sorry it didn't go off accidentally. 

Jared. Take him away, Ted. The sight of him spiles 
my supper ! 

Elkins (defiantly). Curse you all! 

Jared (strikes fighting attitude). Don't you cuss me! 
Take him away before I spile his face! 

Simpkins (leading Elkins to L. U. E.). I'll put him 
away in a safe place. 

Stouter (to Elkins). Ta, ta, Elkins. (Exeunt Elkins 
and Simpkins L. U. E.) 

Markham (to Stouter). I thank you, Mr. Stouter, for 
your services in my behalf. 

Stouter. Don't mention it, Doc. 

Markham. I trust you may always find a firm seat upon 
the water wagon. 

Stouter. I will, unless the high altitude affects my head, 
or the blamed thing breaks down. 

Hazel. Have no fear, Mr. Stouter. Be firm and have 
faith. 

Stouter. I'll win, if I can stand the high altitude. Guess 
I'll go down town and help Simpkins stow Elkins away. 
(Exit L. U. E.) 

Jared (sitting L. at table). Gol ding it! This has been a 
great day! (Takes document from pocket.) Well, I'll be 
durned ! 

Hazel (surprised) . What is it, father? 

Jared (displaying document). I forgot to tell .you that 
the lawyer told me the title to the farm was sound as a nut 
and that this document of Elkins' isn't worth the paper it is 
written upon. 

Markham. Excellent! How about Squire Watson now? 



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64 IN PLUM VALLEY. 

Jared. He be gol dinged! (Rising.) Where's Charlie? 

Scott (at R. C). Here. 

Enter Sallie from house. She goes to Scott R. C. 

Jared (to Scott). You want to git all slicked up, 'cause 
we're going to have a regular party here tonight, by ginger ! 

Scott (taking Sallie' s hand). I'm willing, 'cause Sallie 
and me is going to celebrate. 

Jared (surprised). Celebrate what? 

Scott. Our engagement. 

All (surprised, in a voice). Engagement! 

Scott. Sure. Sallie and me is going* to be married. 
Ain't we, Sallie ? 

Sallie (bashfully). Betcher life ! (Confers with Scott 
aside). 

Jared (sighingly). By gum! These kids rush things 
faster'n we uster do when we was courting;, eh, Lucinda? 

Lucinda. Law sakes ! The world has got swifter and 
courtin' slower in thirty years, Jared. 

Jared. I don't know but what the world is better for it, 
by hek ! 

Markham (taking Hazel's hand L. C). We are sure of 
it, you and I, Hazel. 

Hazel (shyly). Quite sure, Arthur. 

Markham (to Jared). Since the world has become more 
rapid, we have decided to go with it at the same pace, and 
with your permission — (pauses) 

Jared. Don't be bashful, Arthur — out with it ! 

Markham. Hazel and I will be married within two 
weeks and then we're off to South America on our honey- 
moon tour. 

Sallie (to Markham). Count us in on the bridal tower. 

Jared (standing C, with arms uplifted as if pronouncing 
a benediction). God bless you all ! When you get back, we'll 
give you the greatest reception ever heard of in Plum Valley ! 
(Hazel and Markham stand in close embrace L. C. Scott 
and Sallie hug each other R. C. Jared stands C, looking 
at others alternately with happy expression. Lucinda and 
Grace stands on veranda watching others, until — ) 

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